Excuse Roulette
Entertainment
Only for iPhone
$9.99 · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.
iPhone
Running late? Excuse Roulette spins up hilariously absurd alibis on demand. Rate the chaos, spin again, repeat.
Excuse Roulette — Absurd Alibis On Demand
Life happens. You're late, you forgot, you bailed, or you simply didn't feel like it. Whatever the situation, sometimes you just want a good laugh about it — and "traffic was bad" just isn't going to cut it anymore.
Enter Excuse Roulette, the app that spins up gloriously ridiculous excuses whenever you need a giggle. Tap the button, watch the wheel work its magic, and receive a fresh, wonderfully unbelievable alibi. From rogue mimes staging driveway flash mobs to group chats that simply refuse to reach a consensus, no two excuses are ever quite the same.
Just so we're clear:
Excuse Roulette is made purely for fun and silliness. It's a comedy app built for laughs, party moments, and sharing with friends — not a tool for real-life situations. These excuses are intentionally absurd and are never meant to be used seriously. Think of it as a joke generator, not a life-planning assistant.
Why you'll love it:
Instant Excuses — One tap delivers a brand-new excuse in seconds. No thinking required (that's kind of the point).
Believability Meter — Every excuse comes rated so you know exactly how ridiculous you're being.
Chaos Level — For those moments when you're not looking for plausible, you're looking for legendary.
Spin Again — Didn't love your first excuse? Spin as many times as you like until you find The One.
Endless Variety — A deep well of absurd scenarios means the laughs never run dry.
Perfect for:
Breaking the ice at parties, sending to friends who ghosted you, filling awkward silences, or just enjoying a good laugh when the day gets heavy. Excuse Roulette doesn't take itself seriously — and neither should you.
Remember: this app is all in good fun. The excuses are silly by design and aren't meant for actual, real-world use. Enjoy the laughs, and don't take any of it too seriously!
Download Excuse Roulette and never be speechless again. Buy on your own responsibly
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The developer, Jassim Almarzooqi, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
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The developer does not collect any data from this app.
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Information
- Seller
- Jassim Almarzooqi
- Size
- 40.6 MB
- Category
- Entertainment
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 15.1 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 15.1 or later. - iPod touch
Requires iOS 15.1 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 12.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
4+
- 4+
- Copyright
- © 2026 Excuse Roulette J.A
