Spam Slayer: AI Call Comedy

Turn scam calls into comedy

Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.

Every bank playable free — a slice of all six, in four languages. Subscribe and the AI runs the board for you. Spam Slayer is a comedy app. The scammers bring the material. PUT THEM ON SPEAKER A scammer calls. You answer, hit speaker, and open the board. Tap a pad and one of the Crew talks — completely straight, completely believable. The caller keeps right on going. That is the whole trick, and it is the whole setup. No forwarding. No carrier codes. Nothing to dial. It works on the phone already in your hand. THE BOARD 258 lines across six banks, laid out like an instrument: • Straight — stalls, backchannel, and the misgender jabs. Dude. Bro. Buddy. Guy. Listen, lady. • Two-part bits — plant a name, wait for the caller to say it back out loud • Conspiracy — the red-pill corner • Karen — entitled, haggling, lowballing • Flirt • Pun pages SIX CHARACTERS Hank Jr, Boris, Johnny, Tommy, Vato and Wilma. Each one a real cloned voice with its own way of running a scammer in circles. Pick who picks up. FOUR LANGUAGES English, Español, Русский and 中文. Every localized line is free, in full. TRY EVERY BANK FREE Not a locked demo — a slice of all six banks, every character, every language. No account. Nothing recorded. Play it yourself as long as you like. LET THE CREW TAKE IT Subscribe and the AI runs the board for you: it listens to the call, picks the lines, and lands the punchline while you sit back. All 258 lines unlock at the same time. HOLD TO TALK Jump into the bit in your own voice whenever you want. The crew stands down mid-sentence so you are never talking over each other. YOUR REAL CALLERS ARE NEVER TOUCHED This app answers nothing on its own. You decide when to put a caller on speaker. People you know are never involved. ALAMOai · Granbury, Texas Privacy policy: https://hank.alamoai.org/privacy Terms of Use (EULA): https://www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/dev/stdeula/

Ratings & Reviews

  • 5.0
    out of 5
    1 Ratings

The board keeps itself up to date, so the crew, the banks and every localized line you already have are the current ones. This release is housekeeping. • Store listing rewritten to match what the app actually does — speaker, board, six characters, four languages • Privacy Policy and Terms of Use links restored to the listing • No change to how the board plays

Version 1.0.3

The developer, Alamo Artificial Intelligence Labs LLC, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .

  • Data Linked to You

    The following data may be collected and linked to your identity:

    • Contact Info
    • Contacts
    • User Content

Privacy practices may vary, for example, based on the features you use or your age. Learn More

Accessibility

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Information

Seller
  • Alamo Artificial Intelligence Labs LLC
Size
  • 123.2 MB
Category
  • Entertainment
Compatibility
Requires iOS 15.0 or later.
  • iPhone
    Requires iOS 15.0 or later.
  • iPad
    Requires iPadOS 15.0 or later.
  • iPod touch
    Requires iOS 15.0 or later.
  • Mac
    Requires macOS 12.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
  • Apple Vision
    Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
Languages
  • English
Age Rating
9+
  • 9+
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  • Infrequent
    Profanity or Crude Humor

    Contains
    User-Generated Content
In-App Purchases
Yes
  • The Crew Annual $39.99
  • The Crew Monthly $4.99
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Copyright
  • © 2026 ALAMO Artificial Intelligence Labs LLC
  • Developer Website
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