Almost Ordered
Order only, never delivered.
Only for iPhone
Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.
iPhone
The craving passes in ~20 minutes. Fill a cart, check out for $0, watch the delivery on your Lock Screen — and keep the money. One-time unlock, no subscription.
Almost Ordered is fake food delivery: order only, never delivered. Browse shops, fill a cart, check out, and watch the delivery animation — you always pay $0, and you keep the money.
Order only. Never delivered.
The full takeout ritual with none of the damage. No charges. No delivery. No real merchants or couriers.
Why not just pretend in a real delivery app?
Because a real app is one tap from a real $30 order. Almost Ordered is a safe zone: the ordering feels real, the checkout is always $0, and your restraint actually gets counted.
Cravings pass. Let this one expire.
Most cravings fade in about 10–20 minutes. Fill a cart, check out, then savor an immersive ~30 minute delivery with Lock Screen Live Activity and stage alerts (notification permission required) — or take the quick route.
Watch an imaginary courier actually travel
A real map, a fictional route. Every order gets its own courier — a name, a ride, little status texts ("Got your order! On my way") — and ends with proof of delivery: a photo of the bag at your virtual door.
Watch your savings stack up
Every fake order logs what you didn't spend. Weekly and lifetime totals stay on your iPhone. Calorie stats are optional and can be turned off in settings.
Fictional shops you can browse freely
60+ bundled demo restaurants and hundreds of dishes. Every shop is fictional — no affiliation with any real brand or delivery platform. You can even build your own shop and order from yourself.
Private by design
Orders and stats stay on device. No account. No tracking. No upload.
Optional: Crave Plus — one-time purchase, no subscription
A single non-consumable unlock (full stats detail, unlimited dishes in your own shop). Free users get the complete ordering ritual forever — custom address and contact included.
Contact: ericstudio@foxmail.com
Ratings & Reviews
A big delivery-experience upgrade:
· Real-map tracking — watch your imaginary courier travel a real route
· Every order gets its own courier: a name, a ride, and status texts
· US-style checkout: fees, courier tip, and "Leave it at my door" (all still $0)
· 7 new American classics: Chinese takeout, diner, wings, tacos, deli, donuts, BBQ
· Proof of "delivery": a photo of the bag at your door — virtually
· Fresh dish photos across the menu, plus a calorie-stats toggle
As always: order only, never delivered — you pay $0.
The developer, 中相 吴, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
Data Not Collected
The developer does not collect any data from this app.
Accessibility
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Information
- Seller
- 中相 吴
- Size
- 9.1 MB
- Category
- Lifestyle
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 26.2 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 26.2 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 26.2 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 26.2 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English and Simplified Chinese
- Age Rating
4+
- 4+
- In-App Purchases
Yes
- Crave Plus $9.99
- Copyright
- © 2026 Eric Wu
