Project VIGIL
The anti-breaking-news app.
Only for iPhone
$0.99
iPhone
The anti-breaking-news app. One observed event. No maybes, no manufactured urgency.
"Could cure. Could destroy. Could change everything."
That's how modern news talks about anything uncertain. Headlines built on speculation, not fact. Alerts designed to trigger anxiety before anything has actually happened. The reader supplies the anxiety. The headline takes the credit.
VIGIL is a conceptual art piece that critiques that system using its own tools: the headline, the push notification, the "breaking" alert. But VIGIL inverts them. Most of its notifications exist to tell you nothing has changed. Only one, ever, tells you something has.
Like most art, VIGIL observes a single event from the public discourse. What it reports is deliberately bare, a Rorschach test built from a headline instead of ink. You decide what it means.
Should the event occur, VIGIL confirms, archives and a new observation period begins.
What VIGIL does:
• Observes one undisclosed event, every 15 minutes, silently in the background
• Confirms only after independent verification, never on a single source
• Lets you choose how often you hear from it: enable push notifications every 15 minutes, every 60, or only when the status changes
• Homescreen widget support for at-a-glance updates without opening the app
What VIGIL doesn't do:
• No news feed, no analysis, no punditry
• No probabilities, no countdowns, no "breaking"
• No speculation, ever, in either direction
• No user tracking, analytics, or telemetry collected
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• Expanded Ledger: 100 new headlines
• New Themes: Bordeaux and Dune
• Refined Alerts: Status shift alerts now have a custom tone; ambient headline updates deliver silently as quiet banners
• Reliability & Performance: Background polling synchronization and accessibility enhancements
The developer, Textbook Narcissism, LLC, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
Data Not Collected
The developer does not collect any data from this app.
Accessibility
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Information
- Seller
- Textbook Narcissism, LLC
- Size
- 66 MB
- Category
- Entertainment
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 15.1 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 15.1 or later. - iPod touch
Requires iOS 15.1 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
4+
- 4+
- Copyright
- © 2026 Textbook Narcissism, LLC
