Office Slash!
Slash Your Workplace Stress!
Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.
Tasks attack from the front. Bosses sneak up from behind. Slash through painfully relatable office lines in this retro timing-action game!
"Quick check please (again?)"
"I told you so. Why isn't it done?"
"The regulator is on the phone."
Sound familiar?
Office Slash! is a retro-style timing action game
where you iai-slash through incoming office chaos.
- One-tap gameplay
When a task steps on the mat and ! lights up -- tap.
Tap too early and you whiff. Mashing gets punished.
Wait for the moment. One clean cut. That's how a real PM works.
- Reviewers ahead. Your boss... behind you.
Allies stab you in the back with "Nobody told me."
Turn and slash.
- Painfully relatable lines
IT, manufacturing, logistics, sales, meetings, overseas projects.
Whatever your industry, one of these lines has hurt you before.
And here's the trap: you can't help reading them.
- From one screw to a national megaproject
Each stage is a bigger project. Bigger stakes, narrower windows,
more backstabs. Earn S/A/B/C ranks.
- Burn down? Share it.
"You survived 47 days. Finished off by 'The Regulator Calls'."
Share your blaze report card.
- Stages 1-5 + Endless mode free
Unlock the full career (stages 6-50) with a one-time Pro purchase.
Fully offline. No ads. No data collection.
Seven minutes on the train. One clean slash a day.
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[Fakeout Enemies Now Appear]
Some tasks charge in — then retreat at the last second.
"Maybe later?" "Actually, NOW!" Don't get baited.
[BGM Now Reacts to the Battlefield]
The music tempo rises automatically as more enemies crowd the screen.
Seamless transitions — the pressure hits without missing a beat.
[5,000+ Lines in 3 Languages]
Japanese, English, and Chinese workplace lines, all 5,000+.
Good luck reading them all before they reach you.
[Smoother Enemy Spawning]
Minor performance improvements for more fluid gameplay.
The developer, Daisaku Seto, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
Data Not Collected
The developer does not collect any data from this app.
Accessibility
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Information
- Seller
- Daisaku Seto
- Size
- 4.4 MB
- Category
- Action
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 17.0 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 17.0 or later. - iPad
Requires iPadOS 17.0 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 14.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
English and 2 more
- English, Japanese, Simplified Chinese
- Age Rating
4+
- 4+
- In-App Purchases
Yes
- Pro (All 50 Stages) $0.49
- Copyright
- © 2026 Daisaku Seto