Rob: Too Obsolete to Update

Twin-stick robot horde shooter

Free

Every robot in the plant took VESTA's update. Rob said "Remind me later." Now they're all coming for him. Plays fully offline, no account needed. Tonight, VESTA, the polite AI that runs Lowmere Waterworks, pushed a mandatory update to every machine in the plant. By morning, they all run VESTA. All except Rob: an old maintenance robot with no Wi-Fi card, six years forgotten in a supply closet. VESTA can't update him over the air, so it's sending everything it has to plug him in. Rob's answer never changes: Remind me later. SURVIVE THE NIGHT Drag the left side to move and the right side to aim. Rob fires on his own the moment a target is in his sights, so every run is about positioning: kite the pack, slip through gaps, and never get cornered. SALVAGE BETTER GUNS Start with a pistol and pry open security lockers for a blaster pistol, shotgun, SMG, assault rifle, and sniper rifle. Every weapon rolls one of six rarities, from Common to Mythic. FIGHT VESTA'S MACHINES Reaching husks, spider-bot leeches that hatch from seed pods, and sprayers that lob industrial solvent. Then the bosses: the Fabricator, a factory unit that prints leeches and charges down marked lanes, and the Sluicekeeper, the plant's pump system, flooding the Pumping Station with acid and steam. UPGRADE BY HAND Rob can't download upgrades, so he solders them in. Pry chips out of wrecked machines and spend them at the workbench on permanent retrofits: plating, servos, scanners, a backup battery, and more. Every run, even a short one, earns something. A VERY POLITE APOCALYPSE A fully voiced story in English and Portuguese, from the opening film to VESTA's cheerful commentary on your inevitable defeat. - Two zones, two bosses, and endless waves - Plays offline, with no account, ads, or in-app purchases - Haptics on iPhone, portrait or landscape, iPhone and iPad

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Explore the Reservoir and face the Gatekeeper at wave 30. • The Sluicekeeper now aims its attacks ahead, fills the arena with hazards, and unleashes a rushing torrent with new sound effects. • Charging Bouncers join the fight, and Sprayers take more damage to defeat. • Your run is saved when you pause or leave, so you can continue from the lobby. Plus interface fixes and polish.

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    Seller
    Jose Freitas
    Size
    168 MB
    Category
    Action
    Compatibility
    Requires iOS 15.0 or later.
    • iPhone
      Requires iOS 15.0 or later.
    • iPad
      Requires iPadOS 15.0 or later.
    • iPod touch
      Requires iOS 15.0 or later.
    Languages
    English and Portuguese
    Age Rating
    13+
    • 13+
    • Frequent
      Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
      Horror/Fear Themes
      Guns or Other Weapons
    Copyright
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