Meltdown Queue
Take a number to fall apart
Only for iPhone
$0.99
iPhone
Take a number. Your meltdown will be processed after the dishes.
Even your meltdown needs a ticket.
Press the button for a daily ticket, a deadpan announcement, and a place in a very imaginary line. Some tickets print normally. Some get jammed. Others arrive with a long list of things that can wait.
Keep your stubs on your phone, revisit today's ticket, or share a ticket image with the system share sheet. The ticket number and daily notice are generated on your device.
A joke app. No data leaves your phone.
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Information
- Seller
- 凡 魏
- Size
- 916.5 KB
- Category
- Entertainment
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 17.0 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 17.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
English and 3 more
- English, Japanese, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese
- Age Rating
4+
- 4+
- Copyright
- © 2026 Wei Fan

