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A weapon shop for heroes
Only for iPhone
Free · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.
iPhone
You run the village armory. Heroes buy your gear, head off to fight, and in the evening you read their reports as comics. Or their epitaph.
You never fight. You sell.
In your little armory, adventurers line up before heading off on their quests: an Ice Dragon on Frozen Peak, a Troll under the old bridge, the Tax Collector at the town hall. Each one has a budget, a personality and a mission. Your job: sell them the right gear.
In the evening, mission reports arrive as comics. Your customer comes back covered in glory and leaves a tip. Or they faced a Lava Elemental with a torch, and all that's left is a pair of boots.
A SHOP TO RUN
• Buy your stock from the wholesaler every morning
• Pick your margin: friend price, normal or rip-off (suspicious customers will notice)
• Pay the rent, which goes up every evening
• Upgrade your shop: shop window, bigger counter, a blacksmith contract… and a cat that does absolutely nothing
MONSTERS TO FIGURE OUT
• 27 monsters, each with an attack, a weakness and a resistance
• Secret weak spots: garlic for the Vampire, a mirror for the Basilisk, Form 12-B for the Tax Collector
• A bestiary that fills up thanks to reports and tavern rumors
STORIES THAT NEVER REPEAT
• Thousands of different reports, with twists along the way: a shortcut, one tavern too many, a black cat
• 10 hero classes with their talents, 9 personalities
• Regulars who come back stronger… as long as they survive
AFTER-SALES SERVICE
Dead customers sometimes come back as ghosts to ask for a refund. You can pay, exorcise them or refuse. Your reputation depends on it.
The departed join the Museum of Lost Customers, with their epitaph.
No account. Playable offline. Optional ads let you double your evening earnings.
Available in English, French, Spanish, German, Italian and Portuguese.
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The game now speaks 6 languages: French, English, Spanish, German, Italian and Portuguese. Your phone's language is picked automatically, and you can change it in Museum > Settings.
The developer, Michel Muller, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
Data Used to Track You
The following data may be used to track you across apps and websites owned by other companies:
- Location
- Identifiers
- Usage Data
- Diagnostics
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The following data may be collected but it is not linked to your identity:
- Location
- Identifiers
- Usage Data
- Diagnostics
Accessibility
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Information
- Seller
- Michel Muller
- Size
- 7.2 MB
- Category
- Simulation
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 14.0 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 14.0 or later. - iPod touch
Requires iOS 14.0 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 11.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
English and 5 more
- English, French, German, Italian, Portuguese, Spanish
- Age Rating
9+
- 9+
- Infrequent
Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
Guns or Other Weapons
Contains
Advertising
- Copyright
- © 2026 Michel Muller