Transfat Wars
A deliciously shady trade game
Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.
Buy low. Sell high. Stay delicious. Play free 15-day snack hustles, then unlock all eight cities and 30-day runs with one permanent purchase.
THE SNACKS ARE ILLEGAL. THE HUSTLE IS YOURS.
Junk food is contraband. Your van is suspicious. And Tony wants his money back.
Buy low, sell high, and build your underground snack empire before time runs out in this satirical trading game packed with shady deals, questionable decisions, and deliciously bad behavior.
PLAY FREE. KEEP HUSTLING.
Start your criminally delicious career with unlimited free 15-day runs across Dallas, Denver, and Los Angeles. Trade bacon, energy drinks, snack cakes, and processed meats while dodging inspections, outrunning the law, and dealing with loan-shark collectors.
The free game never expires, and the trouble never stops.
ONE PURCHASE. THE FULL HUSTLE.
Ready to expand your empire? A single, optional Full Game Unlock gives you access to all eight cities, all eight products, additional cargo and equipment upgrades, and the 30-day campaign.
No ads. No subscriptions. Just one permanent purchase for the full experience.
BUY LOW. SELL HIGH. STAY DELICIOUS.
Every city has its own market. Prices rise, shortages strike, and yesterday's bargain could become tomorrow's disaster.
Stock your van with forbidden favorites, hunt for profitable routes, and turn contraband comfort food into a thriving underground business.
KEEP FUEL MONEY. AND AN EYE ON TONY.
Every trip costs money, and every decision carries risk. Borrow from Tony when you're desperate, but don't forget to pay him back.
Expand your cargo capacity, upgrade your equipment, and keep your van moving. Because nothing ruins a profitable hustle faster than running out of gas—or having Tony's collectors come knocking.
MAKE YOUR GETAWAY.
When the authorities catch up, will you cooperate, offer a little incentive, or put the pedal to the metal?
Take the wheel in police chases, defend yourself in ridiculous food fights, and navigate unexpected encounters that can cost you cash, cargo, or health.
A LITTLE STREET WISDOM.
Get questionable advice from Auntie Grease, follow absurd headlines on the news wire, and meet a colorful cast of characters who make the underground snack trade anything but ordinary.
STRANDED? THERE'S ALWAYS A WAY OUT.
Sometimes the market turns against you. When you're out of options, a shady emergency buyer might take that unwanted cargo off your hands—at a price that hurts.
YOUR NEXT HUSTLE STARTS HERE.
Play through illustrated comic environments, build your fortune, and see how much you can earn before the final day.
Will you become the king of contraband comfort food, or just another cautionary tale in Tony's collection book?
All trading, currency, loans, and combat are fictional. There is no real-money wagering or cash-out.
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Information
- Seller
- Fifth Battery, LLC
- Size
- 118.1 MB
- Category
- Strategy
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 15.0 or later and a device with the A12 Bionic chip or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 15.0 or later and a device with the A12 Bionic chip or later.
• iPhone XS
• iPhone XS Max
• iPhone XR
• iPhone 11
• iPhone 11 Pro
• iPhone 11 Pro Max
• iPhone SE (2nd generation)
• iPhone 12 mini
• iPhone 12
• iPhone 12 Pro
• iPhone 12 Pro Max
• iPhone 13 Pro
• iPhone 13 Pro Max
• iPhone 13 mini
• iPhone 13
• iPhone SE (3rd generation)
• iPhone 14
• iPhone 14 Plus
• iPhone 14 Pro
• iPhone 14 Pro Max
• iPhone 15
• iPhone 15 Plus
• iPhone 15 Pro
• iPhone 15 Pro Max
• iPhone 16
• iPhone 16 Plus
• iPhone 16 Pro
• iPhone 16 Pro Max
• iPhone 16e
• iPhone 17 Pro
• iPhone 17 Pro Max
• iPhone 17
• iPhone Air
• iPhone 17e
• iPhone 18 Pro
• iPhone 18 Pro Max
• iPhone Duo - iPad
Requires iPadOS 15.0 or later and a device with the A12 Bionic chip or later.
• iPad Pro (11‑inch)
• iPad Pro (11‑inch) Wi‑Fi + Cellular
• iPad Pro (12.9‑inch) (3rd generation)
• iPad Pro (12.9‑inch) (3rd generation) Wi‑Fi + Cellular
• iPad mini (5th generation)
• iPad mini (5th generation) Wi‑Fi + Cellular
• iPad Air (3rd generation)
• iPad Air (3rd generation) Wi‑Fi + Cellular
• iPad Pro (11‑inch) (2nd generation)
• iPad Pro (11‑inch) (2nd generation) Wi‑Fi + Cellular
• iPad Pro (12.9‑inch) (4th generation)
• iPad Pro (12.9‑inch) (4th generation) Wi‑Fi + Cellular
• iPad Air (4th generation)
• iPad Air (4th generation) Wi‑Fi + Cellular
• iPad (8th generation)
• iPad (8th generation) Wi‑Fi + Cellular
• iPad Pro (11-inch) (3rd generation)
• iPad Pro (11-inch) (3rd generation) Wi‑Fi + Cellular
• iPad Pro (12.9-inch) (5th generation)
• iPad Pro (12.9-inch) (5th generation) Wi-Fi + Cellular
• iPad mini (6th generation)
• iPad mini (6th generation) Wi-Fi + Cellular
• iPad (9th generation)
• iPad (9th generation) Wi-Fi + Cellular
• iPad Air (5th generation)
• iPad Air (5th generation) Wi‑Fi + Cellular
• iPad (10th generation)
• iPad (10th generation) Wi‑Fi + Cellular
• iPad Pro (11‑inch) (4th generation)
• iPad Pro (11‑inch) (4th generation) Wi‑Fi + Cellular
• iPad Pro (12.9‑inch) (6th generation)
• iPad Pro (12.9‑inch) (6th generation) Wi‑Fi + Cellular
• iPad Air 11-inch (M2)
• iPad Air 11-inch (M2) Wi-Fi + Cellular
• iPad Air 13-inch (M2)
• iPad Air 13-inch (M2) Wi-Fi + Cellular
• iPad Pro 11-inch (M4)
• iPad Pro 11-inch (M4) Wi-Fi + Cellular
• iPad Pro 13-inch (M4)
• iPad Pro 13-inch (M4) Wi-Fi + Cellular
• iPad mini (A17 Pro)
• iPad mini (A17 Pro) Wi-Fi + Cellular
• iPad (A16)
• iPad (A16) Wi-Fi + Cellular
• iPad Air 11-inch (M3)
• iPad Air 11-inch (M3) Wi-Fi + Cellular
• iPad Air 13-inch (M3)
• iPad Air 13-inch (M3) Wi-Fi + Cellular
• iPad Pro 11-inch (M5)
• iPad Pro 11-inch (M5) Wi-Fi + Cellular
• iPad Pro 13-inch (M5)
• iPad Pro 13-inch (M5) Wi-Fi + Cellular
• iPad Air 11-inch (M4)
• iPad Air 11-inch (M4) Wi-Fi + Cellular
• iPad Air 13-inch (M4)
• iPad Air 13-inch (M4) Wi-Fi + Cellular - Mac
Requires macOS 12.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later and a device with the A12 Bionic chip or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
13+
- 13+
- Frequent
Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
Guns or Other Weapons
- In-App Purchases
Yes
- Full Game Unlock $2.99
- Copyright
- © 2026 Fifth Battery, LLC.
