Okay so I was playing this with golden rubbers in these denim pockets and on my waist there was a black Glock. There was this new girl who moved on the block and she’s been plotting on my brown yk.. so last night I slept over her and during it I overheard something. A sword literally sliced the air so I pulled out the na-na and rolled off the bed to shoot back and I heard a loud “pow pow.” There was blood on the sheets, probably spilling from my gash. I looked out the glass and saw someone sprinting one the grass. It was a real ninja with a blade and a mask, they had gold ninja stars and red Supreme nunchucks. So the new girl was tryna patch me up but I was like “girl, I was just tryna get a nutbust.” And also told her, “if that’s your ex you should probably own a pistol, but I’m guessing it’s wiser to exit with dude.” And then I kept playing the game so yeah.

It all started two days ago. I downloaded this game because I was a fan of Tyler. However I was unaware of the consequences of playing this game. Before I was happy, I had a healthy relationship with my family and several friends. Now I can not say the same. Every time I lose in flying Tyler my blood boils. My head fills to the brim with intrusive thoughts that are almost unavoidable. Voices fluctuate in my head, they tell me to do unspeakable things that I would never do before. Despite these symptoms from losing being bad, I was able to get over them. However one day I snapped, I was approaching the score of 30. My palms became movie and my hands begun to shake. Then on 29, the cats ears clipped the pipe. I lost all sanity, I was sent into a fit of rage. I got into my car and obliterated everything in my path. Eventually I crashed into a tree. I was convicted for my crime and sent to federal prison. However I scratched to play flying Tyler again. I wasn’t allowed so I started to hurt myself until I was given what I wanted. They did not care, the men sent me to a psychiatric hospital where I have now been going through therapy the last 5 months. I haven’t spoken to my friends and family in months. They have not forgiven me, I haven’t forgiven myself yet either. Till this day I think of how different my life would have been if I never downloaded this forsaken game crafted by Satan using tears from the unforgiven.

My name is Walter Lungwell Black, and for the past two years I have been dealing with nut cancer. I wanted to earn money for my family for use once my nuts cracked, so I went with my past student to make the best Slater Bikes™️ ever. I struggled but once my brother in law/camp flog gnaw agent Hank Haley showed me this game, it changed my entire perspective on life. I gave up on making bikes and went on to create the best quality garden sheds money could buy! Thank you to this creator as this genuis masterpiece will go down as the greatest and most brilliant creation ever accomplished by the human mind. 10/10 my friend!

My name is Mason Deshawn Danette and I recently downloaded this game because I’m a big fan of Tyler the creator! I had no clue what I was getting into… First I played this game for a full day non stop, then it turned into weeks, months, years… I am now an old man in a nursing home still playing this game. I can’t stop, I can’t stop! Please help me. I’m now at the end of my life still playing this game. I won’t stop until I reach 1000. Help. 😰