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Everywhere I go I see his face… The caterpillar mascot has been haunting me for the past two weeks and no matter what I do I can’t get rid of him. I go into my room and I see him crawling on my wall. I go to brush my teeth and when I’m trying to put toothpaste on my toothbrush he comes out of the toothpaste instead. Yesterday I was in class, and I look to the person next to me and instead of it being my good friend Donquavious, it’s the caterpillar. I can hear him in my walls. He whispers to me at night saying “sell more snicker-doodles or your family gets turned into next years spiral sliced ham”. Every day he threatens to turn me into Jalepenõ cheese pencil sausage which sounds terrifying yet tasty. This morning was the worst yet. I woke up, and I thought he had finally decided to leave me alone. I looked around my room, no fresh country caterpillar. I was in pure bliss. Things had finally seemed to turn around. This all changed when I found out my bliss had actually come from ignorance, because when I went to go to the bathroom, I pulled down my pants and I saw him. He had turned himself into my pp. I scram the loudest scream ever scrum. Then he looked up at me and said “you really thought you could escape me that easily?” He’s still attached to me and he refuses to give me my Johnson back. What do I do??????

I saw my life flash before my eyes as a saw the darkness as I was forced into the prison they let me out on the accountability that I downloaded this app and then they yelled at ogga Bogga black man want a banana and I said no and then I was wiped and forced outside and now I plow the fields they said they were the original boys in the hood and now I’m about to be murdered by the white hoods and because I sold 30 pounds or 1300 dollars in produce so now I’m free but I’m still scared of the American government looking for my feet finder, so in conclusion the American government did 9/11 and they are here with several black men

I was locked in a cage where they forced me to undress and jump on a trampoline after I had tried to escape and they shot me with a tranquilizer dart when I woke I had a sock in my mouth and I was tied down I saw a tall dark figured man I front of me with a stick which he put in a tub of glue and he then put the stick in a pile of glass shards when he did he stuck it up my rear and I tried to call out for help but there was no use please send help