Mega Hasan 12+

It is cute. If you dig electronic music, and have some positive relationship with a bunch of old games (by sight, sound, and level design), this game is probably appreciate-able. I love it. The controls are, for me, satisfying (unlike most mobile games I’ve touched); they are responsive, and since they can be engaged anywhere on the screen, one is not searching for the left button in the absence of tactile sensations. Also if your fingers block some of the image, you can just touch somewhere else. Intro video gives a context to the game, however fleeting that context is, which is great.

The game overall is fun while being a bit challenging but nothing to crazy. The stages range from 30-50 seconds each, 8 boards per world including a boss fight in each world being the eight stage. The reason for a 4 star and not 5 star review is that every now and then especially in the ghost boss fight the game freezes or won’t allow you to jump or sometimes it effects the movement but more so the jumping. It’s not my phone or internet as I tried this with my house WiFi, cellular internet alone and on airplane mode (which yes you can play this with airplane mode on just fine). Sometimes it happens in the regular stages with the jump button not working no matter how hard you press or how many times you press it. Although this problem only lasts a few seconds at most, it’s long enough and frustrating enough to get you killed or make you miss jumps to affect your time which is very annoying especially with a game based on beating the stages quickly for stars needed to unlock characters. I like that there are no ads and there is no force to buy/pay for anything, this 100% free to play game (although a super Mario rip) is good minus the problems mentioned above. Otherwise good job and maybe I’ll try another game if you make anymore worth trying.

Mega Hasan is the greatest game I have ever played, it’s level sequences are amazing real, and it deals with the real life issue of losing your wallet. Hasan gives me a raging boner with the faces in Mega Hasan. Hasan is insanely hot and any girl or man will fall for Hasan. Hasan has helped me through my failing marriage and has helped me with the child support, Hasan’s graphics are so realistic, and it has brought tears to my eyes, Mega Hasan has brought me closer to my family, and has made my life so much better, anybody who dislikes Mega Hasan should get semicolon cancer. Thank you, Mega Hasan.

Best Regards,
Ligma Nuts