No Humanity - The Hardest Game

Name: No Humanity - The Hardest Game
Rating: 4.7 (2931 reviews)
Author: SweatyChair Pty. Ltd.

Can you last 30 seconds?

Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPad

2.9K Ratings
Ages

9+
Years
Category

Casual
Developer

SweatyChair Pty. Ltd.
Language

EN
+ 16 More
Size

271.8
MB

Once upon a time, there is a spaceship emoji. And it got caught up in a galactic doodle war between Brian and Shan, where lasers are beaming, bullets are firing, little boys’ hairs are rapidly growing and monsters' eyes are popping. To be warned, this is not a game for everyone, we made this game extremely hard and unpredictable to just make our fans very happy. Therefore this game contains: * Mild frustration, * Unfair gameplay, * Ugly doodle * space-themed apocalypse * poorly made bullet hell without shoot'em up * up to 8 players online multiplayer; only not lag if you play with friends nearby. * fish * poor taste humor * amateur graphic * limited budget music * rewarded video ads * a once in a time life experience * Chinese * kinda works without wifi * claw machine * potentially pay to win Thank you my dear fans, because you shared this game with your friends and watched them struggle, this game survived, and the team gets to go crazy with their ideas.

Ratings & Reviews

4.7

out of 5

2.9K Ratings

Not To Shabby
04/29/2019

ProfCode
I absolutely love this game! For the people who thinks it’s literally impossible, it’s notOddly enough the middle is the safest because all the things come from the side. The only thing I think is really hard is the hand. I can’t quite predict where it’s gunna land let alone move outa the way while dodging bullets and such. I truly do think this might be the hardest game. Considering the best time isn’t even a minute. There is a pattern in there somewhere staying still might seem like a good plan but that only ends with you surrounded by bullets. The bullets aim at you so if you move they won’t over power you. As for the lasers, I ain’t got nothing for that. They cause many problems. You’re best bet is to settle in, turn on some pandora music and try to stay calm. Oh and coffee never hurts. Anyway, love this game; everything about. Keep this ball rolling.
Not To Shabby
04/29/2019

ProfCode

I absolutely love this game! For the people who thinks it’s literally impossible, it’s notOddly enough the middle is the safest because all the things come from the side. The only thing I think is really hard is the hand. I can’t quite predict where it’s gunna land let alone move outa the way while dodging bullets and such. I truly do think this might be the hardest game. Considering the best time isn’t even a minute. There is a pattern in there somewhere staying still might seem like a good plan but that only ends with you surrounded by bullets. The bullets aim at you so if you move they won’t over power you. As for the lasers, I ain’t got nothing for that. They cause many problems. You’re best bet is to settle in, turn on some pandora music and try to stay calm. Oh and coffee never hurts. Anyway, love this game; everything about. Keep this ball rolling.
Wow. Must - Try
07/31/2017

Sarahbeth3
This is a pretty good game. If you like dodging things (such as Cupid arrows, missiles, or bullets), you will rather obviously like this game. Time seems really short when you play it though, but it's really addicting. (36 -my best- seconds seems like a lot now).Though there is a problem. Probably just me, so you're most likely good. Anyways, when I get out of it officially (swiping up after pressing home twice), when I get back in, all my stuff is gone T_T Please fix it!!!Other than that, it's great. I'll keep it downloaded anyways though, it's good.

Developer Response
Thank for the great comment, sorry about this bug happened to you, please send us an email: richardf@sweatychair.com, we will try to find out the problem and give you compensation.
Wow. Must - Try
07/31/2017

Sarahbeth3

This is a pretty good game. If you like dodging things (such as Cupid arrows, missiles, or bullets), you will rather obviously like this game. Time seems really short when you play it though, but it's really addicting. (36 -my best- seconds seems like a lot now).Though there is a problem. Probably just me, so you're most likely good. Anyways, when I get out of it officially (swiping up after pressing home twice), when I get back in, all my stuff is gone T_T Please fix it!!!Other than that, it's great. I'll keep it downloaded anyways though, it's good.
Developer Response 08/02/2017
Thank for the great comment, sorry about this bug happened to you, please send us an email: richardf@sweatychair.com, we will try to find out the problem and give you compensation.
Very good, but could use improvement
05/12/2022

Mariothebearcub
I love the game and the concept! The game has some bugs like; not being able to click play at times. I would like to see some improvement with gameplay such as making it easier to know what’s about to attack so people can have at least a slimmer of a second to react because the red circle is barely helpful when it’s in a corner then you get hit by 15 fish and an octopus from a small red dot that was no where near where the attack came from. Also, more setting such as gameplay and audio because for me the music is very quite and I would like to turn it up, but sadly can’t.
Very good, but could use improvement
05/12/2022

Mariothebearcub

I love the game and the concept! The game has some bugs like; not being able to click play at times. I would like to see some improvement with gameplay such as making it easier to know what’s about to attack so people can have at least a slimmer of a second to react because the red circle is barely helpful when it’s in a corner then you get hit by 15 fish and an octopus from a small red dot that was no where near where the attack came from. Also, more setting such as gameplay and audio because for me the music is very quite and I would like to turn it up, but sadly can’t.
This game has been watered down since the update
03/04/2023

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I used to play this game a lot and it was very difficult and still extremely fun. I recently downloaded the game back, however, and the recent update in winter of 2022 has all but ruined it. Not only are ship pods a very rare occurrence, which makes grinding 100 times more tedious, but the rest of the game is simply too easy. The idea of a coin that adds 3, 5, or even 10 seconds to your survival time is perhaps the worst part, and the visual effects when you collect an item or complete a mission block bullets from your sight, so they can kill you before you know what hit you. This game was so much better.
This game has been watered down since the update
03/04/2023

hdjsbfbdjsjfbjcfj

I used to play this game a lot and it was very difficult and still extremely fun. I recently downloaded the game back, however, and the recent update in winter of 2022 has all but ruined it. Not only are ship pods a very rare occurrence, which makes grinding 100 times more tedious, but the rest of the game is simply too easy. The idea of a coin that adds 3, 5, or even 10 seconds to your survival time is perhaps the worst part, and the visual effects when you collect an item or complete a mission block bullets from your sight, so they can kill you before you know what hit you. This game was so much better.

Various backend updates to follow new policies and fixes to the game. New Features & Overhauls: - Removed gifs and gif sharing due to deprecation. - Removed cloning. - Permanent shield boost can now be toggled. - Dead ships in the graveyard are now transparent. Balances & Polishes: - Blue Unicorn combo ship now has a cost of 10000. - Increase the amount of Rewarded Ad tokens and decrease the cooldown time. Bug Fixes & improvements: - Fix game unable to be launched in certain regions. - Updated various backend components. - Fixed some devices unable to access media files for custom maps. - Fixed starting tutorial showing all obstacles at once. - Fixed some pop ups displaying too large. - Fixed issue where trying to use gems on the end panel broke the buttons.

Version 8.6.4

May 2

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