No Proper Thief 12+

Hosted Games LLC

Designed for iPad

    • 3.8 • 26 Ratings
    • Free
    • Offers In-App Purchases



Attempt to survive your first bank heist! Befriend or betray your team of bank robbers, make difficult choices, survive, go insane, fall in love, and get rich if you can in No Proper Thief, where every choice you make has a consequence.

You never wanted a life of crime, but it's all you know. That doesn't mean transitioning from a life as a cocky con artist to a greenhorn bank robber doesn't scare you. In No Proper Thief you are Clyde Lamm, the Rooster, and you have a choice to make. In fact, you have dozens of choices to make throughout your upcoming adventure. Everything has consequences, too. You and your team, consisting of the leader Zebra, the muscle Stag, and the heart Marlin, have many obstacles to overcome. Still, in the midst of all the dark chaos of the initial robbery, there is a flame of positivity: an attractive young bank manager. Sure you stole her gold heirloom ring a while back, but it's a fair trade because that fox is stealing your heart.

Can you make the hard choices and survive your first bank heist?

What’s New

Version 1.0.5

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Ratings and Reviews

3.8 out of 5
26 Ratings

26 Ratings

Ebouamfs ,


I found the free content delightful, although my stats never changed, for all that I was told that they had. But for that, I might pay for the other chapters.

Kay57@$ ,

I liked it a lot.... But it's got some issues

The plot was very well done, great experience to play. Haha I didn't even realize the Bonnie and Clyde thing until the end.

However it was really short, and at some points I felt like the game got mad at you if you attempted to go off the path of the intended ending. I wish the stats system was a little bit different, just seemed to not really affect anything in the end. And grammar needs some work.

I did love getting to know the characters, worth the price for a quick game-- but still in my heart it's not the best interactive novel out here.

Garrus Vakarian12 ,



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