I go to take the test and my name is not there and when the teacher says times up I’m not even done with the first question and then they put me in a room with the special people and say its to help me focus and it helps but I still don’t finish so then they starve me and say that I cant go to lunch if I don’t finish it took me 6 hours to answer 42 questions and they were about physical science after that incident I thought it was was stupid so I took and IQ test and turns out I’m smart and special at least thats what the test said it said I have a 77 IQ int that so good it said I’m in the 1% so I’m super smart maybe that test was made easy and I failed it because it was too easy bam. Im too smart I am going to start a company called Moes smart team and the founder is me Moe Ron I’m so smart who wants to join they just call out my name and ill be there like Spiderman or is that batman well I’m spider bat the Moe lets change the world.

This app looks like it was designed on a Nintendo DS by someone who’s never seen a computer before. The buttons are HUGE, the colors look like they were stolen from the default PowerPoint 2007 theme, and the whole thing feels like playing a bootleg Club Penguin server run by the government.Every time I click “next,” it lags so hard I think my WiFi rage-quit. The calculator looks like it was copy-pasted from Math Blaster, and the font screams “middle school newsletter.” Honestly, if Roblox had graphics this bad, it would’ve gone out of business in 2010.Taking a test on here feels less like school and more like being punished for downloading free Minecraft skins.

Life was beautiful until this test came along, when I opened the app it sent me to the snowy tundra. I mean my computer froze, and then spawned an Ender dragon on me after I killed it my teacher tied me up in her basement and made me do the map test. I escaped and took a job with Walter White I then had to take the Baptist with him and the Ender dragon spawned again. Then it ate me and sent me to th back rooms. I am now seperated form my body after Donald Duck ripped my head off. Halp

Opened the NWEA Secure Testing Browser and immediately my WiFi turned into a portal to another dimension. A raccoon wearing sunglasses asked me for my Netflix password, and then the browser crashed. When I reopened it, I swear it started humming the theme song from Jurassic Park. By the time it finally loaded, my goldfish had applied for college and my toaster was demanding union rights. Absolutely unacceptable. One star.