Pizzamas is high tech now! Download this app to skip the line and get Pizzamas directly on your phone. It has all of the features you love, whacky shirts, mustachioed authors, and products that make you say “why,” with none of the hassle of an internet browser. The app also provides early access to all products on the first day of Pizzamas, as well as a stream of exclusive dad jokes from noted comedian, Hank Green.
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This app saved my cat from a tree, took my burgers off the grill when they were medium rare, filled my car’s tires with air, picked the perfect wall color to go with my couch, gave me the secret to grandma’s secret chili recipe, and made a swell little ditty while it did.
But even if it didn’t do those things (which may indeed be fibs), this app is still the best thing since pizza, and I can’t recommend it enough.
Pizzamas – It’s The Most Wonderful Time in a Nerdfighter’s Year
The undeniable power that the Nerdfighter community holds is an example of the truly formidable chaotic good in the world. Seeing everyone gather for Pizzamas brings me hope, and reminds me that there are people out there who want to make the world better. I can’t wait for Hank’s Dad Jokes, *turn on your push notifs*, and as always… we’re here because…
OH MY GOD IT’S BURNING.
Dear Hank and John,
Wait, this isn’t that? Oh. Well, this is awkward. I guess this is what happens when you’ve been in a nerdy community longer than the development of your prefrontal cortex: Things get a little jumbled, lines between projects get blurred (Wait, is this an app for tuberculosis treatment advocation or giraffe relations, or maybe tracking your secret talent progression so you can wow your family in 5 to 10 years???) but you see a Pizza John face and you click because you do what the Green brothers tell you to do always, no questions asked. God, I love it here. Go mars. Go AFC Wimbledon. Go Pizza John. Long may he reign.
Pumpkins and Penguins and DFTBA,
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