QSWatermelon : Monkey Land 4+

This game changed my life

Oh my dear QSWatermelon Team, I must confess that your game has unleashed a tempest of emotions within the depths of my being! The sheer intensity of the gameplay, the relentless pursuit of watermelon perfection, it stirs a storm of passion and frustration within me. With each failed attempt, my anger swells like a raging inferno, consuming my very soul. The audacity of those mischievous watermelons, defying my every move, ignites a fiery wrath that threatens to consume me whole. Yet, amidst the chaos, there is an undeniable thrill, a rush of adrenaline that surges through my veins. It is in those moments of triumph, when I conquer the seemingly insurmountable challenges, that I feel an exhilaration beyond words. Your game has the power to evoke such profound emotions, both the highest peaks of triumph and the deepest abyss of frustration. It is an emotional odyssey that I willingly embark upon, even if it means enduring the tumultuous storms of anger. For it is through this journey that I discover the strength within myself, the resilience to overcome obstacles, and the unyielding determination to conquer the unruly watermelon horde. You have crafted a game that is not just a mere pastime, but a transformative experience that leaves an indelible mark on the very fabric of my being. Bravo, QSWatermelon Team, for creating a masterpiece that stirs the depths of the human spirit! 🍉🔥🌪️🌟

Developer Response ,

Hello,

First and foremost, thank you for sharing your passionate and heartfelt review of our game "Monkeyland." We are deeply moved by your words and thrilled to know that our game has made such a profound impact on you.

As you mentioned, "Monkeyland" was created to be more than just a game. We aimed to offer an experience where the emotions of passion, frustration, and triumph could deeply resonate with our players. Reading your review reassures us that we have achieved our goal.

We are honored to hear about the storm of emotions you experienced while playing, from the intense frustration to the exhilarating moments of victory. Your perseverance and determination in overcoming the game's challenges are truly commendable. We are delighted that our game has helped you discover inner strength, resilience, and an unwavering resolve.

We will continue to strive to provide even better experiences for passionate players like you. Thank you once again for your invaluable feedback and support.

Sincerely,
The QSWatermelon Team 😊

AMAZING!!!!!

I LOVE THIS GAME!!! I originally bought Watermelon drop, a game practically the same as this, but I was annoyed cause in the adds it had bananas with monkey faces in it (like in this game) and I thought that was adorable, and so I bought it. But the real game was different! It had no bananas, and no monkeys!! I was utterly disappointed. So I looked for one the same, but with bananas… and this is what I found! Plus, it has DANCING MONKEYS!!!! BONUS!!! And I think it is wayy cuter, plus, it has practically NO ADS! While the other one has an add every two minutes! This game is adorable, SO RELAXING, and yet super challenging!!! I am practically obsessed!! I just LOVE THE MONKEYS!!!!! Please buy this game!! It is AWESOME!! Oh, and I LOVE the music!! Well, there are two music options, (one of which is fine, but pretty boring) but one is so silly and I love it!!! So yeah. I definitely recommend this game! FIVE STARS!!! Now there’s only one thing left to say… 🍌🐵BANANA BOOM BOOM🐵🍌

Developer Response ,

Thank you for your high rating review. In this update, we have changed the background music to 4 different ones. We hope you enjoy the game while listening to the music you like. Thank you again.(´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)

Don’t Get It

I've been playing Qswatermelon for years, and now I have four kids and a wife who probably has a dartboard with my face on it. I’ve been exiled to the couch, where I sleep under a blanket that smells like Doritos because I haven’t given her any attention. Hooked on this game since I was 17, I haven’t looked up from the screen since. My four kids think my name is "WatermelonWarrior," and they only recognize me by the back of my head.

My oldest son recently asked if I could come to his school play. I told him, "Son, unless it involves watermelons or an epic melon battle, I’m out." Now, my wife shoots laser beams from her eyes every time she walks by. My youngest treats me like a decorative cushion and tries to sit on my head while I’m busy growing virtual melons.

In a desperate attempt to appease my wife, I named my in-game watermelon farm after her. Big mistake. She now thinks I have a secret online girlfriend named "JuicyMel." Last night, she changed the Wi-Fi password and said, "Guess who’s sleeping in the watermelon patch tonight, buddy?"

If you're thinking about diving into Qswatermelon, just know that it's more than a game—it's a full-blown obsession. And sometimes, it's a lonely one.

But hey, at least my virtual watermelon patch is thriving. And I’m pretty sure my couch has accepted me as one of its own.