Recently I haven’t been feeling like myself, but thanks to Quackle I’m back on track and leading a healthier life than ever. Wake up feeling down? Quackle. My dog just got turned into mist by a bus? Quackle. My knowledge expands every day as I search Quackle’s depths for meaning. I am combining letters you’ve never seen into words you haven’t heard of. Safe assumption that no game will ever surpass Quackle’s legacy.

Holy best game ever. Not only did Quackle bring the joy back to my otherwise sad and baron life, it has raised my IQ to 210 and sharpened my reflexes. I feel as though I’d be capable of saving a baby from a train barreling towards it all thanks to Quackle. Mortgage? Paid off. Faith in my religion?? Restored. Marriage??? Happier than ever. Download this game and love every minute of it or I will eat a sock. #quacklerforlife.

I’ve wandered. I’ve sought a higher plain. I found other dimensions. I spent weekends with Aaron Rodgers exploring the edges of darkness and ayahuasca. It all left me empty, and still hungry for something more. Then I found Quackle!, and my universe expanded. It was as though infinite high fived infinity and said, “hey man, what is ‘you’ divided by zero?”. This game gets THAT many stars.

before Quackle! girls wouldn’t talk to me. they wouldn’t even look my way. now? well now. now, DUCKLINGS (formally known as chicks (formally known as girls(ew))) love me. i walked in my local arby’s, and out stomped teresa. she heard about my Quackle! abilities. thanks to Quackle! i’ve been able to bag teresa. to whoever made Quackle!, thank you. your kindness is irreplaceable.