SqwishLand Connect 4+

My sister and I got this game and we were really excited about it. So we decided that we wanted to be buddies in the game so we found each other but the game wouldn't let us be buddies! When we tapped the button it didn't work 😡! But otherwise it's pretty fun just a little slow . But please fix this!!! The game would be a lot more enjoyable if we could make friends!!!!

Before I found this game I was a broken man. I scoured my area for gachapon every day and found myself sitting outside local businesses for hours on end emptying out their squishland dispensers. I had spent well over three hundred dollars building my collection physically before I understood what the little piece of paper in the capsule was for. At first I thought it was a fortune but upon closer inspection I found it directing me to this app.

When I once had merely four squabble to my name, I now have an infinite amount virtually. My wife is happy that I'm not spending money on the gachapon anymore and I feel my life finally coming back together. I now spend most of my free time playing this game. My friends have stopped inviting me to outings, and they've politely declined me insisting on playing with them. Thank you Squishland Connect, you mean a lot to me.

The game is incredibly buggy and the account system is misleading. There is no multiplayer and most of the audio in game is public domain. Passable for something meant to compliment a 25 cent toy but nothing to write home about.

The character art ranges from mediocre to almost horrifying, the mini games are poorly designed (the math game has answers falling from the sky at such a rate that it can be near impossible to dodge the wrong ones, the coin pusher game has horrible physics and for some reason lets coins and prizes fall off the sides where they’ll be lost), and there’s not enough to keep you entertained. There’s a limited number of mini games to start with and you have to pay in game money (which can be bought with real money) to unlock more, but the ones you start with are so poorly designed that it would take forever to win enough coins to do anything. Any other virtual pet game would be more fun than this.