SwipeK12 Student Barcode 4+

This app is the most useful app on the app store. It’s worked wonders in preventing drug addicts from cutting class and reducing hallway traffic in my school. It’s amazing how before this app, each first period teacher had to spend 5 minutes on attendance, but now, I only have to wait half an hour in line, outside my school, in pouring rain, at 6:45 in the morning, to sign into school. It’s amazing how easy it is for students to punch in another student’s ID to count them as in attendance, and now, instead of having to wait for a few seconds behind people in the hallways at the beginning of the day, the entire wing of the school is filled with a line of tired, irritable students that is 1200 people long. In addition, the software is so flexible that if a student is counted late when they’re actually in school, there is no possible way to change their records or avoid getting a detention. In fact, late and absentee rates have skyrocketed because of how few people bother to sign in with the robot. Standing in line is especially efficient when many students have to spend minutes searching through their wallets for their ID cards, or turning on and unlocking their phones and getting out this app, or trying to remember their school ID, when signing into school. Fantastic app overall!

I was on the way to school ready to use this app, I was running a little late because I had slipped out of the shower this morning. However, the security got angry and hit my head on the door frame. I am now unconscious and have thousand dollars in debt from this occurrence.

This app saved my life, it made sure that no bad guys like the joker or the big bad wolf could get into my school. One day, there was a big fight between SpongeBob and Batman and this barcode was able to stop it!! This is the best app ever and I would totally recommend this, it will make sure you won’t get anything like cancer or Ebola. AMAZING APP!!!