The Evil Button

Fail globally. Do good locally

Only for iPhone

Free · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.

iPhone

One giant red button. One spectacular failure. Enjoy an absurd planetary scan, then make your corner of the world a little better with a tiny good deed. Can one enormous red button remove all evil? Of course not. Hold it anyway. The Evil Button is a completely fictional comedy app about humanity’s inability to agree on anything. Power up an absurd command center, watch the dramatic countdown and planetary scan, and discover why the morality engine was never going to work. When the global mission fails, start smaller: thank someone, help a neighbor, return a shopping cart, or complete another tiny positive mission. No proof required. • Dramatic animations, original sound effects and haptic feedback. • Changing scan messages and harmless surprise jokes. • Tiny real-world missions you can complete or swap. • A golden good-deed globe and locally saved completion count. • Deliberately ridiculous statistics. • English and German. All scans and measurements are fictional. The app never identifies, judges, tracks, targets or harms anyone. Globe lights are decorative and do not represent your location. No login. No advertisements. No subscriptions. No data collection. Everything works locally. You can’t fix the world with one giant button. But you can make your tiny piece of it a little better.

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    Information

    Seller
    Blain Bertrand
    Size
    1.2 MB
    Category
    Entertainment
    Compatibility
    Requires iOS 17.0 or later.
    • iPhone
      Requires iOS 17.0 or later.
    • Mac
      Requires macOS 14.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
    • Apple Vision
      Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
    Languages
    English and German
    Age Rating
    4+
    Copyright
    © 2026 Blain Bertrand
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