UDBapp Pro 4+

My life was awful, I lived in my aunt and uncle’s closet under the stairs and my cousin was a spoiled brat, they make fun of my hair and glasses way too much. Then I downloaded UDBapp Pro, and my life changed. First, I went to the zoo with my “family” but something was off, my cousin’s dot was in the snake enclosure. I decided to help him along as his step size and location was confusing him, but he coincidentally fell in and was trapped with the snake! And that was only the start, letters started forcefully making their way through UDB, even when my uncle took away my phone, they always found me. My uncle then moved us to an island where a giant section leader told me to take 6 to 5 steps out the door. He led me to a magical place called Mogwarts, where I learned the art of drill and plies. I met my best friends there, and some enemies too. But it all came down to getting the competition 1st place medal, we went through teaching point 50/50 and catching flying plooms. Finally facing the trumpet section leader, who was hiding that they actually played viola! We promptly ended them of course and went back to learning drill. 10/10 app though, would recommend for anyone interested in marching band.

During 1962, I had just discovered this. Me and my friends would draw dots in the dirt, and move them around pretending each was a different person. I was a bass drum player. The Cuban Missile Crisis came and we went our espérate ways. My friends marching 6 to 5, while I marched my famous and perfected 8 to 5 steps. Suddenly I found myself in a Soviet Submarine. We were surrounded by US Naval Ships, pinwheeling in a follow the leader formation around us. Suddenly, they dropped a depth charge to signal our submarine to surface and flank to meet their line! The captain and officer thought a war was starting and we would have to flutter march and launch a nuclear middle, but we have to all agree in order to do it. Everyone but me wanted to, I wanted to my normal 8 to 5 steps and crab march, as I was a bass drum player. We agreed to not launch and I saved the world from a Nuclear Fallout. Cool app, great features.

I had just started using this app for marching band, right? Well we were looking at our drill spots for movement two when a rainbow spawned, and one end was right next to where I was standing. A leprechaun appeared and said if he deemed our next run through good, he would give us his pot of gold. Well, our run through was nearly perfect at the prospect of gold to be had, so naturally the leprechaun offered us a large pot of shining gold. Unfortunately, it was all that gold wrapped chocolate stuff, but everyone has been eating it all day. Plenty of people have gotten sick already, but there's a few determined souls still on the grind to reach the bottom of the pot. My band director has tried to get them to stop so we can resume precision, but they won't listen. I'm not sure if the pot will ever be emptied or if we will ever get this show together.

Great app though.