Vibecoder Simulator
Endless runner for AI coders
Only for iPhone
Free · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.
iPhone
You got replaced by AI. Now learn to ride it.
Vibecoder Simulator is a retro endless runner about surviving the AI job market, one bad career decision at a time. You surf a wireframe wave of tokens, grab the good ones, dodge the slop, and try to ship something real before the severance runs out.
SURF THE TOKEN STREAM
- Collect the tokens that assemble working code, line by line
- Dodge bugs, hallucination holes, and the dreaded AI Slope, where the wave flattens out and the route floods with red slop
- Hop lanes and jump to stay on the route as it shifts under you
- Only the clock rates you: finish fast, earn stars
FIGHT THE COMPETITION
Three antagonists rise out of the horizon and start throwing things:
- Prateek, your team lead, who is having zero issues, saar. Did you try to reboot the computer?
- The Spirit of TechLead, who will never stop yapping about AI and would never approve this code
- The CEO of ClosedAI, who is taking your project, because only they know what is good for agents
LEARN A REAL STACK (OR REFUSE TO)
Pick a language and the entire game teaches it. The token trail spells out real code, the celebration cards explain the block you just built, and the quizzes stop the run to check you were paying attention.
Go, SQL, JavaScript, TypeScript, Python, Java, Kotlin, Rust.
Not in the mood? Pick the memes track and nothing will ever teach you anything.
A CAREER, OF SORTS
Sit through Zoom calls with your boss, with HR, and with a friend who is completely insane and also completely right. Get fired. Clone a repo you probably should not. Post about it. Learn how to launch your B2B SaaS from a man who thinks running your product straight on prod is a growth strategy.
SPEND YOUR STARS
Ship fast, bank stars, and spend them on outfits for your girlfriend, who will text you about it whether you asked her to or not.
No ads. No in-app purchases. No accounts. No internet connection required, and nothing leaves your phone.
Ship code. Dodge slop. Get rich.
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Fifteen stacks to practise, not eight.
Swift, C#, C++, C, Ruby, PHP and Bash join Python, JavaScript, TypeScript, Go, Rust, Java, Kotlin and SQL. Pick one when you start, or switch any time in /config - every review question, every line of code the token trail spells out and every bug on the road changes with it.
- 332 human-in-the-loop review questions, 20 per stack, on the things that actually bite: the borrow checker, the GIL, N+1 queries, shell quoting, undefined behaviour
- 164 code blocks to catch and 256 bug tiles to dodge
- The memes track is bigger and meaner - AI slop plus the folklore every language earned
- The "block shipped" card now waits for your tap, so there is time to read the code you just wrote
The developer, Dmitry Bespalov, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
Data Not Collected
The developer does not collect any data from this app.
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Information
- Seller
- Dmitry Bespalov
- Size
- 139.1 MB
- Category
- Action
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 17.0 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 17.0 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 14.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
13+
- 13+
- Infrequent
Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
Profanity or Crude Humor
Mature or Suggestive Themes
Alcohol, Tobacco, Drug Use or References
- Copyright
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