When I first downloaded PvZ I though it was going to be another turn-based snooze fest...I was DEAD wrong. International game: The thrill of finally beating an Asian kid or a Russian dude is an essential requirement of my gaming experience.When my brother came back from Iraq he told me stories of midnight door-to-door raids where they were authorized to kill on sight. Guess what? My brother was not in the armed services. He was a tech millionaire who was bored and found a group of other rich white men who were seeking the ultimate thrill. Together, they hired an ex-private military contractor to infiltrate a war zone near Fallujah. They all wore military gear, and carried standard issue US weapons. At sunset, they would go from door to door, rounding up sport-aged men and take them out to the desert. Each Iraqi got a 10 minute head start. The hunt was on. As soon as my brother cut loose the first Iraqi, the bound man turned around and stripped the rifle from brother's sweaty hands. He proceeded to shoot the other five millionaires...which was easy as they choked when faced with real danger. My brother's life was spared, and he was taken to a Iraqi resistance army compound where he was tortured and interrogated for 34 days. He was finally returned to a US Army base were he was beaten and ridiculed by the real soldiers. He also had a sexual encounter with a group of infantry men, consenting of course. The story has a twist...my brother was me!