Inutility

The pocket junk drawer

Only for iPhone

Free · In‑App Purchases

iPhone

The pocket junk drawer is back: 21 absurd toys, playful interactions, unmistakable sounds, and no ads. How much space do useless apps deserve? Exactly one app. Inutility is the pocket junk drawer for 21 completely unnecessary experiences. The trick is simple: for a moment, your iPhone becomes something else. Pretend to shave with a buzzing razor, turn on a fan that moves no air, blow real bubbles into the microphone, hatch an impatient egg, pour a glass of water that spills as you tilt the iPhone, run a cinema popcorn machine, light a candle that never burns down, and discover many more wonders with no certified usefulness. Every toy has its own photorealistic full-screen object, physical-looking controls, original sounds, haptics, particles, and playful surprises. Touch, hold, drag, tilt, shake, or blow: the phone itself is part of the joke. FIVE TOYS, FREE FOREVER • Supersonic Razor • Pocket Fan • Pocket Whip • Stadium Horn • Blow Bubbles Unlock the complete collection once to get all 21 experiences and future additions. No subscription, no banners, no profiling. PRIVACY, WITHOUT DRAMA There are no accounts, ads, analytics, or tracking. Microphone and motion processing happen on the device. Bubbles reads only the sound level. The Fib Detector briefly records your sentence for a comic local replay, then immediately deletes the temporary audio. Inutility is designed solely for entertainment. Its razor, fan, analyzers, electrical outlet, and every other feature are simulations and do not provide real, medical, diagnostic, electrical, or safety capabilities.

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A new toy joins the drawer: a metal lighter that flicks open with a swipe and throws sparks when you stroke the wheel. The flame is drawn in real time, leans with every movement of the iPhone, and goes out when you snap the lid shut. The lid sounds are recordings made for the app, the wheel rasp is synthesised as you stroke it, and the flame is silent, like a real one.

The developer, Valgy, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .

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    The developer does not collect any data from this app.

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    Seller
    • Claudio Valgimigli
    Size
    • 69.5 MB
    Category
    • Entertainment
    Compatibility
    Requires iOS 18.0 or later.
    • iPhone
      Requires iOS 18.0 or later.
    • Apple Vision
      Requires visionOS 2.0 or later.
    Languages
    English and 4 more
    • English, French, German, Italian, Spanish
    Age Rating
    4+
    In-App Purchases
    Yes
    Copyright
    • © 2026 Valgy Production