The sun is coming out!

The weather will no longer surprise you.

The clouds are smiling upon us.

Less rain, less wind, agreed.

We have applied for the entire summer for the next 2 months.

We spoke with the clouds and reached an agreement that they will only be present around 10:00 and 11:00 for the coming period.

We had a consultation with the clouds. Agreed on a new plan with the sun. Good weather is on the way.

The forecast remains suspicious. Your scores remain honest.

We adjusted the atmospheric confidence levels, polished a few invisible buttons, and taught Sweather to look slightly more prepared when clouds start making decisions.

We spent the week tightening bolts and chasing down bugs so you don't have to. Your forecast thanks us. Go earn that workout.

The version number is now bigger. By 0.0.8 to be exact. Worth it.

Removed the feature where rain would judge your outfit choices. It was getting too personal.

Polished a few rough edges, the app feels nicer now we think. Scores update quicker so your excuses have to be quicker too. Fixed that one thing that was definitely not our fault but we fixed it anyway.

Now with 100% more 1.5.0.

Bug fixes, performance tweaks, and other words we're contractually obligated to say. Your weather is still weather. We just made it slightly less annoying.

We did things. Important things, probably. Which things exactly? That stays between us and the compiler. What you won't notice: - A bug you never had - A feature you didn't ask for - An optimization we can't reproduce ourselves The weather is still the weather. You're still you. We're still sarcastic. Pro tip: if it's raining while you install this update, that's not a coincidence. That's just how weather works.

The "We Fixed Stuff" update. Look, we did things. Things that made the app slightly less terrible. You won't notice most of them, which is exactly how we like it. - Fixed a bug that only happened on Tuesdays - Made something faster (don't ask which) - Rearranged pixels until they looked happy - Taught the weather to be slightly less wrong No excuses. Just scores.

We moved some pixels around and feel really good about it.

45 sports. FORTY-FIVE. At this point we score weather for sports you didn't even know existed.

Spring is in the air! We polished every pixel, squashed bugs like it's whack-a-mole season, and gave the scoring engine an extra espresso. Go outside and play, Sweather believes in you!

Asked the weather gods for more sun.

Bug fixes so boring even our sarcastic personality engine refused to comment on them.

- Fixed: the weather. (Not really, but the app works better now.) - Your excuses remain invalid. - Bug fixes, because even weather apps aren't perfect. Unlike your 9.5 surfing score yesterday.