Mad Ave Massacre
Ad Industry Simulator
Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.
Survive the ruthless advertising industry. Pitch clients, acquire rivals, or fire everyone to please Wall Street. Become an Indie Unicorn or a Tycoon Corporate Raider.
Welcome to Mad Ave Massacre, the ultimate satirical corporate simulator where creativity goes to die, and margins are all that matter.
It’s Q1. The economy is weird. Choose your survival strategy and navigate the ruthless world of global advertising through thousands of swipe-based decisions.
CHOOSE YOUR PATH:
The Indie Agency
You are the founder of a hungry new creative boutique. Your goal: Stack $50 Million in the bank, win at the Creativity Awards in Cannes, and try to keep your creative soul intact.
Pitch Eccentric Clients: Tell them what they want to hear, or tell them the truth and risk losing the account.
Manage Overhead: Balance your payroll and cash flow. If you run out of money, the creditors will change the locks.
Survive PR Disasters: Navigate toxic workplace leaks, hot mics, and deepfake scandals.
The Holding Company
You are the CEO of a global network that just IPO’d with $2 Billion in cash and brutal overhead. Your goal: Reach a $50 Billion valuation and please Wall Street before your staff mutinies.
Acquire Rivals: Review over 100 satirical agencies. Will you Merge with a lean tech unicorn to harvest their passive income, or Gut a 20,000-person legacy dinosaur to asset-strip their real estate?
Global Restructuring: Execute massive layoffs to trim your payroll bloat. Fire thousands to boost your stock price—just make sure you can afford the severance.
Squeeze Efficiencies: Return to the office, install keystroke loggers, and replace the espresso machine with drip coffee to maximize profits at the expense of human joy.
UNETHICAL ADVANTAGES
Having a tough quarter? Open your briefcase and visit "The Fixer". Use real-world money to buy in-game corporate cheats. Buy a "Mandatory Pizza Party" to boost morale, hire the "Client's Nephew" to guarantee a pitch win, or trigger an "Audit" to instantly fire middle management.
Unlock 26 Game Center Achievements, climb the global leaderboards, and prove you have what it takes to win capitalism.
Will you Ascend as a Legend, or get escorted out by security?
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Minor bug fixes.
The developer, HoneyWired LLC, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
Data Used to Track You
The following data may be used to track you across apps and websites owned by other companies:
- Location
- Identifiers
- Usage Data
Data Linked to You
The following data may be collected and linked to your identity:
- Location
- Identifiers
- Usage Data
Data Not Linked to You
The following data may be collected but it is not linked to your identity:
- Diagnostics
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Information
- Seller
- HoneyWired LLC
- Size
- 11.5 MB
- Category
- Simulation
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 26.2 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 26.2 or later. - iPad
Requires iPadOS 26.2 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 26.2 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 26.2 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
13+
- 13+
- Infrequent
Alcohol, Tobacco, Drug Use or References
Contains
Loot Boxes
Advertising
- In-App Purchases
Yes
- Premium Ad-Max Tier $14.99
- Ad-Free SaaS Tier $9.99
- Mandatory Pizza Party $0.99
- Bribe the Awards Jury $1.99
- The Consultant Audit $4.99
- Buy Bot Farm $0.99
- Enforce RTO Mandate $1.99
- Ghostwritten Book $2.99
- Greenwashing PR $3.99
- Trust Fund Bailout $2.99
- Copyright
- ©2026 HoneyWired LLC
