HostileHoldem

Texas Hold'Em With Teeth

Free · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.

Hostile Hold-Em is a no-nonsense Texas Hold'Em poker experience! No wimps here; our opponents have personalities, and they use them! Seven opponents. One table. No mercy. Hostile Hold-Em is a no-nonsense Texas Hold'Em poker experience built for players who want a real challenge. Forget passive bots that fold at the first sign of pressure — your opponents have personalities, and they use them. The Table Eight seats fill a classic felt oval. Your seven opponents each play a distinct style: tight-aggressive sharks who only enter pots they intend to win, loose cannons who fire on every street, rocks who wait for premiums and punish you for slowplaying, calling stations who never seem to fold, a full-blown maniac who raises almost any hand, and Sable — a trapper who checks big hands and waits for you to walk into them. Know When You're Beat When you lose at showdown, you'll see exactly what beat you — your opponent's hole cards revealed with their winning hand named. No mystery, no excuses. Features 7 AI opponents with distinct, consistent personalities Full Texas Hold'Em rules — blinds, raises, all-ins, side pots Monte Carlo win percentage odds toggle Save and resume any game Portrait and landscape support Showdown hand reveal with full rankings Victory screen when you bust the table Win Percentage Toggle odds mode to see your real-time Monte Carlo win probability — calculated across hundreds of simulated runouts — so you always know where you stand.

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    Information

    Seller
    Half-Eaten Toast LLC
    Size
    5.9 MB
    Category
    Card
    Compatibility
    Requires iOS 16.0 or later.
    • iPhone
      Requires iOS 16.0 or later.
    • iPad
      Requires iPadOS 16.0 or later.
    • Mac
      Requires macOS 13.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
    • Apple Vision
      Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
    Languages
    English
    Age Rating
    18+
    Copyright
    © 2026 Half-Eaten Toast
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