Cursed Converter
Absurd units to share
Free · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.
Normal numbers in. Absurdly specific comparisons out.
Cursed Converter turns normal numbers into deeply unreasonable comparisons. Convert length, time, weight, money, data, and speed into units nobody asked for but everyone understands: suspicious basement corridors, airport coffee apologies, scanned bureaucratic PDFs, and many more.
Every absurd unit has its own image, copy, and result text. Copy results, save favorites, share conversions, or export a square social media image. Customize the name and situation, then post through the iOS share sheet to apps like Instagram, WhatsApp, X, or Facebook.
No ads. No tracking. Favorites stay local on your device.
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New layout with Favorites as its own tab, Settings available on every page, and fully redesigned App Store screenshots.
The developer, Konrad Kern, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
Data Not Collected
The developer does not collect any data from this app.
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Information
- Seller
- Konrad Kern
- Size
- 57.9 MB
- Category
- Utilities
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 17.0 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 17.0 or later. - iPad
Requires iPadOS 17.0 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 14.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
9+
- 9+
- Infrequent
Profanity or Crude Humor
- Copyright
- © 2026 Konrad Kern