Squabbler
Argument Referee
Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.
NEW: settle it on BOTH phones. Beat someone, let them scan the code, and the same fight lands on their record. Your running score against each other stays in sync.
Your group chat doesn't need more debate. It needs a referee.
Squabbler settles real arguments like a sport. Put one phone between you, argue out loud, and a referee with a real voice calls it - live, while you're still going - then hands down a verdict built to screenshot straight into the chat.
Argue out loud, get the receipts:
- A who-won % split (you vs. them) - an actual score, 0 to 100
- The funniest zingers, pulled and ranked
- A short, savagely funny breakdown
- A one-line ruling, made to screenshot
- A petty little "what to do next" tip
- Tap once and the ref reads the whole ruling out loud
Pick your referee:
- FAIR REF - calls it straight down the middle and crowns whoever actually won. He'll tell you when you're both wrong. (Boring, we know.)
- DRUNK REF - scores just as honestly, then goes completely off the rails roasting both sides. Read the room before you pick this one.
He never talks over you. He waits for a gap, then says what he just heard.
NEW - RIVALRIES:
Squabbler remembers who you fight with.
- Tag your opponent and a head-to-head win-loss record starts
- Hit RUN IT BACK for an instant rematch - and the ref opens it already knowing who's ahead
- Your profile: overall record, win rate, current streak, biggest win
- No accounts, no feed. Your record stays on your phone.
A one-off verdict is a joke. A running record is a rivalry.
Great for couples, roommates, siblings, friend groups, and any group chat that's been "discussing" the same thing since Tuesday.
Free to start: 2 arguments a day, 2 and a half minutes each. Both refs included.
Squabbler Pro: unlimited arguments every day, fights up to 15 minutes instead of 2 and a half, and a second opinion - send any verdict to the other ref and have it judged again. $10.99 per month or $99.99 per year.
Win the fight. Then win the screenshot.
For entertainment only - a comedy referee, not a lawyer, therapist, or couples counselor. Do not cite it in court. Or at dinner.
Payment is charged to your Apple Account at confirmation of purchase. The subscription renews automatically unless auto-renew is turned off at least 24 hours before the end of the current period. Manage or cancel anytime in your Apple Account settings.
Terms of Use (EULA): https://arguably-api.arguebly.workers.dev/terms
Privacy Policy: https://arguably-api.arguebly.workers.dev/privacy
Fixed the referee. He was quietly giving you the benefit of the doubt — he isn't anymore. Plus a yearly plan, a fixed cue-the-ref button, and sharper QR codes.
The developer, LIAM ROBERT RICHARDS, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
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Information
- Seller
- LIAM ROBERT RICHARDS
- Size
- 45.9 MB
- Category
- Entertainment
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 15.1 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 15.1 or later. - iPad
Requires iPadOS 15.1 or later. - iPod touch
Requires iOS 15.1 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 12.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
16+
- 16+
- Frequent
Profanity or Crude Humor
- In-App Purchases
Yes
- Squabbler Pro $10.99
- Squabbler Pro Annual $99.99
- Squabbler Pro $4.99
- Copyright
- © 2026 Liam Richards