VibeCode Simulator
Ship garbage. Gain hype.
Only for iPhone
Free · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.
iPhone
Fully native 3.0: animated fates, home-screen daily widget, Game Center leaderboards, iCloud sync. You still can't code. Ship anyway.
You can't really code. You have an LLM subscription and a dream of passive income. That's enough.
VibeCode Simulator is a satirical, pixel-art founder life sim you play with one thumb: one decision card at a time — swipe left or right. Growth bros, crypto idiots, Tesla cultists, TikTok goblins, LinkedIn prophets and one very tired lawyer land on your desk every week; every choice is a temptation with a delayed cost.
Five meters on the surface — Runway, Hype, Product, Heat, Sanity — and a deep simulation of fifteen interlocking stats underneath. Dragging a card shows WHICH meters a choice touches, never the numbers: you learn this world by shipping garbage into it.
Fully native for iPhone: animated title, living ending scenes, haptic swipe deck.
• One-thumb swipe play, haptics, dusty lofi soundtrack made for 2 AM deploys
• 645 satirical events across seven phases, from broke bedroom to founder mansion
• 14 collectible fates — Real Company, Alpha Bro Empire, Beloved and Broke, Out of Runway…
• Daily run: one shared seed for the whole planet, once per day
• Home-screen widget: today's seed & your streak. Game Center fates + daily leaderboard. iCloud sync.
• Founder Graveyard: every dead startup remembered
• Share your ending as a pixel card
• Single-player. Offline. No account, no ads, no tracking.
Ship garbage. Gain hype. Try not to become a guru.
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Information
- Seller
- Konrad Kern
- Size
- 104.6 MB
- Category
- Simulation
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 17.0 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 17.0 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 14.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
13+
- 13+
- Infrequent
Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
Profanity or Crude Humor
Mature or Suggestive Themes
Alcohol, Tobacco, Drug Use or References
- Copyright
- © 2026 Konrad Kern
