Vibe Wars

Name: Vibe Wars
Rating: 0 (0 reviews)
Author: Konrad Kern

Win the feed. Keep your soul.

Only for iPhone

Free · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.

Age Rating

9+
Years
Category

Card
Developer

Konrad Kern
Language

EN
English
Size

46.2
MB

iPhone

A fast, funny card battler about internet culture. Draft a crew of vibe coders and crypto bros, then out-play the algorithm in snappy 2-minute duels. Win the feed. Keep your soul. Vibe Wars is a fast, funny collectible card battler about the absurd tribes of internet culture. Draft a crew — Vibe Coders, Crypto Idiots, Alpha Flex Bros, Tesla Cultists, LinkedIn Thought Leaders, Clout Chasers or Looksmaxxers — and duel the algorithm in snappy two-minute matches. Play minions with Attack and Health onto the board, trade blows, and drop your rival's Followers to zero before they cancel you. Easy to learn in a single match, and full of satirical bite. FEATURES • Quick two-minute duels — play a full match on a coffee break • 80+ illustrated cards, each a lovingly savage internet stereotype • 7 crews with their own synergies, plus Taunt, Charge and Deathrattle keywords • A tap-to-attack board with juicy combat feedback and a smart rival AI • 100% offline. No accounts, no ads, no tracking, no nonsense. Ship over sleep. Number go up. Escaped the matrix. Agree?

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Seller: Konrad Kern
Size: 46.2 MB
Category: Card
Compatibility: Requires iOS 17.0 or later.

iPhone
Requires iOS 17.0 or later.

Mac
Requires macOS 14.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.

Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
Languages: English
Age Rating: 9+

9+

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Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
Profanity or Crude Humor
Copyright: © 2026 Konrad Kern