Road Roast
Directions with attitude
Only for iPhone
Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.
iPhone
Turn-by-turn directions with zero chill. Miss a turn and she remembers, and warns you next time. Clean, Rude or Filthy. Works in CarPlay, in Spanish too.
Road Roast is turn-by-turn navigation with a voice that has no patience for you. Her name is Laura. She knows exactly where you're going and can't believe how you're getting there.
She calls turns early, then again right on top of them. Miss one and she notices. Miss it twice and she gets personal. She saves the yelling for when you've earned it, and she calms down when you behave.
FUNNY, BUT USEFUL
Every joke rides on a real instruction: the lane, the timing, what to do next.
- Grudges: miss a turn and she remembers. Next time she warns you early and tells you which lane to be in. Nail it and she'll admit it. Barely.
- Quick turns are chained ("Then right, right away") so you're ready for the next one.
- She reacts to missed turns, wrong ways, reroutes and speeding. A little over gets a warning. A lot over gets the full treatment.
- The speed limit on screen, where the road has one on record.
SHE GETS TO KNOW YOU
- She remembers your trips, your streaks and your worst habits, and it changes how she talks to you. Disappear for two weeks and she'll mention it.
- Commute mode: save Home and Work. On the drives you know by heart, she can go quiet and just give directions.
- A roast report after every trip, with your worst moment and her verdict, ready to share.
- A weekly recap: your stats, the grudges she dropped, and what she really thinks.
- Optional AI lines: turn them on and she writes fresh lines about your trip, so she never runs out of material. They use trip facts only, never your location.
MEET LAURA
A 60-second demo drive through real downtown streets before your first trip. By the end you'll know exactly what kind of driver she thinks you are. You can also demo drive any route you search.
CARPLAY AND SIRI - CarPlay: your map, route, destinations and turn-by-turncreen, with Laura on the car speakers.
- Ask Siri to take you home, to work or to a favorite, roast your commute, switch to Clean, turn on Kids in Car, or tell you when you'll arrive.
HER LANGUAGE, HER ATTITUDE
English, Puerto Rican Spanish and Cuban Spanish are built in. Mexican, Dominican, Venezuelan, Colombian and Spain Spanish, French, German and
Mandarin Chinese download in one tap. Each one is a woman own roads and her own sense of humor, not a translation.
THREE INTENSITIES
Clean (the default), Rude and Filthy. Rude and Filthy contain strong language, and Filthy asks if you're 18 before it unlocks. Kids in the
car? One tap keeps the trip Clean.
FREE TO TRY
Meet Laura, demo drives, the map, search and route previews are always free. Real turn-by-turn in Laura's voice starts with a 14-day free trial, then $4.99 a month or $29.99 a year.
Keep your eyes on the road. Road Roast is comedy that getlaws and road signs over any directions. Your trips,favorites, grudges and everything Laura remembers stay on your phone.
Privacy Policy: https://roadroast.site/privacy
Terms of Use (EULA): https://roadroast.site/terms
Support: https://roadroast.site/support
Ratings & Reviews
- This app hasn’t received enough ratings or reviews to display an overview.
Fixed a bug where the map could stop responding after a fresh install. You no longer have to close and reopen the app before you can search, move the map or open settings.
Laura is still rude. She just works on the first try now.
The developer, Jarda LLC, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
Data Not Linked to You
The following data may be collected but it is not linked to your identity:
- Purchases
- Location
- Identifiers
- Usage Data
- Diagnostics
Accessibility
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Information
- Seller
- Jarda LLC
- Size
- 164.9 MB
- Category
- Navigation
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 17.0 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 17.0 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 14.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Location
- This app may use your location even when it isn’t open, which can decrease device battery life.
- Languages
English and 4 more
- English, French, German, Simplified Chinese, Spanish
- Age Rating
13+
- 13+
- Frequent
Profanity or Crude Humor
- In-App Purchases
Yes
- Road Roast Pro Yearly $29.99
- Road Roast Pro Monthly $4.99
- Copyright
- © Jarda, LLC
