Adaptive Scheduler 4+

There are a lot of joke 1 stars, but the star rating is not undeserved. If I could give this app zero stars, I would. The app constantly crashes, and half the buttons don’t work. The my schedule tab is completely useless, and the session schedule tab is practically useless. It only shows me 2 of roughly 50 sessions available, and the 2 it did show, it did so without descriptions and without the ability to select them. The buttons to switch the date, part of the main feature of the app, being able to schedule in advance, do absolutely nothing. This isn’t a scheduling tool, this is a preview of a fraction of your options in a fraction of the time frame with a fraction of the information. This app is one bug away from being inarguably pointless, even though it already serves practically no purpose. For this app to fail in so many ways while having so few features is downright ridiculous. There are more nonfunctional features than functional. If you told me this was never tested before release, I would believe you. Anyone who has ever touched any form of programming knows how bad this is to be an accurate descriptor. No part of this app’s purpose is functional. This isn’t an adaptive scheduling system, this is an embarrassment.

Ever since I got this app my life has been going downhill. My therapist says that my addiction is worse than my feet addiction. As soon as I downloaded this app, it felt as if there was something controlling me as I scheduled for my classes. I now have 26 hours on the app daily and have not heard from my family of 4 in 3 years. My wife found me cheating on her with Adaptive Scheduling and took everything away from me in court. I now live in a box carved out with the logo of Adaptive Scheduling. My entire day is filled with Adaptive Scheduling. If it is not Adaptive Scheduling, I am eating food as the Adaptive Scheduling logo. If i’m not scheduling or eating Adaptive Scheduling, I am pooping Adaptive Scheduling. If i’m not scheduling or eating or pooping adaptive scheduling, I am breathing in the particles of Adaptive Scheduling through my phone. My food and poops and breaths have started to schedule on their own as I sleep. My life is a repetitive cycle of Adaptive Scheduling. My therapist says that my face is starting to morph into an Adaptive Scheduling logo, which I don’t see the problem. If you don’t want your life to be like mines, where your entire life is filled with Adaptive Scheduling, then stay away. Do not download this app if you do not have the willpower to Adaptive Schedule all day, any day.

Before I downloaded Adaptive Scheduler, I was a completely normal 18 year old jock strapping DECA champion. I went about my daily life like everyone else, lifting for hours on end followed by practicing my debates. However, I was forced to download this app and got hooked. I could not stop scheduling. For hours on end I would schedule every minute of my life; from wake up time to meal time to sexy time with the ladies to bath time to tutoring time to bed time. I needed the security of the schedule. I even began a small street group to advocate for the necessity of the app. My life took a turn for the worse: I spent 12 hours a day scheduling. I couldn’t put my phone down for a minute without scheduling my next move. My family and friends scheduled an intervention, sent me to rehab, I even tried cold turkey, but nothing worked. I have fully submitted to the app, but I am here to try and persuade you to NOT DOWNLOAD THIS APP. DOWNGRADE THE APP SO IT GETS REMOVED FROM THE APP STORE. IT IS MY ONLY HOPE. PLEASE HELP ME IN MY CONQUEST!!!!!!!