Dumb Ways to Climb 9+
A Bean aimlessly scales.
Metro Trains Melbourne Pty Ltd
Designed for iPad
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- Free
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Description
Get ready for a game that'll make you question all your life choices! Introducing "Dumb Ways to Climb" - the incredibly unimpressive creation that miraculously appeared in just one week! Watch in awe as our brilliant Bean aimlessly climbs on random stuff, reaching for the stars... well, kind of.
In this mind-blowing adventure, you'll guide the Bean as it mindlessly drags itself across a jumble of objects. Is it a ladder? Is it a pogo stick? Who knows! The suspense is unbearable! No need for exciting challenges or brain-teasing puzzles here. Just mind-numbing climbing action that will leave you wondering how this game even made it past the brainstorming stage.
But wait, there's more! Feast your eyes on our visually "unique" graphics. Prepare to be underwhelmed by backgrounds and assets that were seemingly picked out of a hat. It's an artistic masterpiece... if your definition of a masterpiece is random mishmash.
And don't forget about the unforgettable soundtrack! We've carefully curated a single tune that will replay over and over in your head, long after you've closed the app. You'll find yourself humming it while questioning the meaning of life itself. Deep, right?
So, if you're tired of all those fancy-pants games with their engaging gameplay and innovative ideas, look no further. Dumb Ways to Climb is here to deliver mindless, repetitive fun like you've never experienced before. Download it today and marvel at how something so hastily thrown together can still exist in this world!
What’s New
Version 0.1.3
Bug and general stability fixes!
Ratings and Reviews
It stopped being cool
I got to the roof after climbing the scaffolding and was met with a Gta V stunt race track. Why dosn't he climb a really tall building? Maybe one that is under construction, with cranes holding metal beams that swing and garbage chutes that send you down a few floors if you fall in them. Perhaps have other bean construction workers being busy, and getting hurt with tools so the game can be like the others where it teaches something about safety. An app about personal protective equipment. I know it says it was built in a week, so maybe it could do with more development?
You can do better
2 stars. The optimization is very bad when you look down and when I got halfway through I touched the dart board and it crash the game could’ve been better it doesn’t deserve on star but two coming from the people who created dumb ways to die this game could have better optimization and overall more unique stuff that relate to the DWTD franchise while I was playing I only saw one billboard that had DWTD 2 and that’s all the reference’s to the original game that I saw and the game is just only up with a bean from the original games but everything else is just random objects Fortnite Only Up is better sorry but this is a 2 star maybe some more updates for optimization and crashing and bugs would fix my review and make it more unique that’s all from me goodbye.
The worst dumb ways to die game
This game is literally just “only up” but they just replaced the main character with a bean and because it’s the same game as only up it has the same flaws it’s very boring it’s very repetitive having to go up the same way you go down every time in order to have good level design you have to take two of your games features or abilities or whatever and put them into one level or section of the world in this case in this game and in only up ALL YOU DO IS JUMP it is literally only a game made so that we can laugh at streamers reactions to falling down a tremendous amount though I did give it two stars mostly just because the game doesn’t deserve one star in my opinion it’s still very bad and I don’t recommend this game
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Information
- Seller
- Metro Trains Melbourne Pty Ltd
- Size
- 579.4 MB
- Category
- Games
- Compatibility
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- iPhone
- Requires iOS 12.0 or later.
- iPad
- Requires iPadOS 12.0 or later.
- iPod touch
- Requires iOS 12.0 or later.
- Mac
- Requires macOS 11.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
- Apple Vision
- Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- Languages
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English
- Age Rating
- 9+ Infrequent/Mild Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
- Copyright
- © 2023 PlaySide Studios PTY LTD
- Price
- Free