enabler.
you want the thing. buy it
Only for iPhone
Free · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.
iPhone
you want the thing. enabler runs the numbers until they agree with you — girl math, loopholes, "it's an investment," and three other airtight angles.
Wanting something is easy. Justifying it is the hard part. enabler does the math for you — the questionable math.
Name the thing you want and what it costs. Then pick your angle:
• Girl Math — spread it thin enough, it's basically free
• Loophole — skip small things, chip the price down
• It's an Investment — it's an asset. it goes up
• Future Me's Problem — not today's problem
• It Was On Sale — spend money, save money
• I Deserve It — you've had a week
enabler builds the case, shows the verdict, and files it. £279 headphones? That's 38p a day. You spend more than that ignoring emails.
THE LOOPHOLE, FOR THE DISCIPLINED LIAR
Skip a coffee, knock £3.80 off the price. Watch the number fall until the thing is — mathematically, irrefutably — earned. And if you cave and drink the coffee? Noted. One slip doesn't undo the eight before it.
THE STASH, FOR EVERYONE ELSE
No goal, no guilt. Skip small stuff, bank the money, spend it on anything. This money doesn't count. That's the point.
EVERYTHING, ON THE RECORD
The Enabled shelf keeps every case you've closed — what it cost, how you justified it, the running total of things you talked yourself into. No regrets. Only assets.
Catch wants in the wild: share any product page from Safari and enabler grabs the photo and the price. You bring the excuse.
Three voices — deadpan, chatty, unhinged — so the app lies to you exactly as loudly as you like.
no account, no tracking, no cloud. your bad decisions stay on your phone.
(enabler is satire with good typography. it is not financial advice. the math checks out. it does not.)
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Information
- Seller
- NIKOLAOS KONTIS
- Size
- 8 MB
- Category
- Entertainment
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 18.0 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 18.0 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 15.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 2.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
4+
- 4+
- Copyright
- © 2026 Nikolaos Kontis