Squabbler
Argument Referee
Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.
THE REF TALKS NOW Record your argument and a hyped announcer calls it LIVE, then reads the ruling out loud. Fresh retro-arcade look. Who won? Settle it.
Your group chat doesn't need more debate. It needs a referee.
Squabbler settles real arguments like a sport. Feed it the fight and seconds later it hands down a verdict built to screenshot straight into the chat.
Feed it the fight, get the receipts:
- A who-won % split (you vs. them) — an actual score
- The funniest zingers, pulled and ranked
- A short, savagely funny breakdown
- A one-line ruling, made to screenshot
- A petty little "what to do next" tip
Pick your referee:
- Unbiased — calls it straight, suggests a real compromise (boring, we know).
- Biased — 100% your side, roasts the other person.
- Delusional — unhinged. You won. You always won. There is no version where you didn't win.
Feed it however you've got it:
- Record the argument live
- Upload the audio
- Drop in the iMessage screenshots
- Attach a PDF
- Or just paste the text
Great for couples, roommates, friend groups, and any group chat that's been "discussing" the same thing since Tuesday.
Free to start: 2 arguments a day, 90 seconds each. Squabbler Pro unlocks unlimited arguments, no time limit, and all three modes.
Win the fight. Then win the screenshot.
For entertainment only — a comedy referee, not a lawyer, therapist, or couples counselor. Do not cite it in court. Or at dinner.
Terms of Use (EULA): https://www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/dev/stdeula/
Privacy Policy: https://arguably-api.arguebly.workers.dev/privacy
THE REF FOUND HIS VOICE — AND WENT FULL ARCADE.
• THE REF TALKS. A big, hyped announcer calls your argument out loud, LIVE, as you're having it — he's in the room with you.
• HEAR THE RULING. Tap it and the ref delivers the verdict + the best burn in his own voice.
• BRAND-NEW RETRO-ARCADE LOOK. Pixel style top to bottom — Squabbler's a fighting game now, and the ref is the star.
• PICK YOUR REF. FAIR REF calls it straight and crowns whoever won. DRUNK REF is six beers deep and roasts everybody.
• DEAD SIMPLE. Just hit record and argue. Put the phone between you two and let the ref settle it.
The developer, LIAM ROBERT RICHARDS, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
Data Not Linked to You
The following data may be collected but it is not linked to your identity:
- Purchases
- User Content
- Identifiers
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Information
- Seller
- LIAM ROBERT RICHARDS
- Size
- 44.6 MB
- Category
- Entertainment
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 15.1 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 15.1 or later. - iPad
Requires iPadOS 15.1 or later. - iPod touch
Requires iOS 15.1 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 12.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
16+
- 16+
- Frequent
Profanity or Crude Humor
- In-App Purchases
Yes
- Squabbler Pro $7.99
- Squabbler Pro $4.99
- Copyright
- © 2026 Liam Richards
