one clue for success in the game, stay away from the red onions and the anchovies. I take a nap before I play it seems to help. Clue two, think things out, don't be so quick to make a move. My friend and I enjoyed pop corn yesterday. It helped with the headaches and hemroids we get when we play this game. Beautiful soundtrack to the game, but the app could use a little soul music in the background. The only flaw I can see in the game is the lack of brown onions and kale. Aside from those two flaws one terrific game that you will want to play over,and over and over again. I'm going to sweep the floor a get back to playing. One last thing. The real fun comes when you beat the game. I could tell you how but I don't want to ruin the gaming EXPERENCE for you. One clue , focus on the upper right hand part of the screen. Good luck gamers.

I would highly recommend this game to anyone looking for a charming click puzzle game with some humor sprinkled on top. After playing this I checked out some other main console games from Onion Games and it seems they make some really good titles! Highly recommend this game

There’s nothing like it in the App Store which is a real treat. Still getting the hang of it. Tapping with all kinds of subtle changes as you collect onions while trying to keep time from running out. Crazy story just adds to the charm. I’m pleasantly surprised. Can’t put it down.

Why am I tapping onions? Why did I witness this old man and younger woman begin to make love while soldiers sneak up on them? Is there a way you’re supposed to play this game other than spamming all over the screen?No idea.But this game isn’t plagued by ads and in-app purchases, so it’s better than 90% of the App Store.