Talking Ben the Dog 4+

Before the installation of this application, to say I was in a dark place is an understatement. Doubtful of my purpose, the uncertainty of my worth, and the lack of energy in my life, made me extremely depressed. My lackluster life was rejuvenated through the acts of Ben. <3 Talking Ben’s breathtaking graphics, unreal development, and his powerful, meaningful, and inspiring words have brought me to realize the amount of beauty in this world. Ben has turned around my life, and helped me open my eyes to the joy I live through today. Ever since I found out about Ben, I had a special feeling about him. I love a lot of things. I love pie, I love apple juice, I love sports, I love music, and to say I love something really takes a lot. However, Ben was different. I loved him in a different way. I loved listening to his words, as it made me feel like the crunchy leaves falling in autumn. He makes me feel a sensational, fuzzy feeling, a feeling that the English dictionary fails to portray using words. However, the closest term we can conclude to, is love. Ben makes me feel a way no other person, place, or object has ever made me feel. Ben truly changes who I am as a person, and that leads me to say that I am in love with Ben. - Daniel and Luna

One time when I was playing Talking Ben the mobile game, something horrible happened to me… and it was all because of… Ben. I was sitting on my bed… enjoying this wonderful game. All of a sudden… I heard a noise coming from my bathroom… “Ben?” In a manly voice. I looked over into the doorway and there he was. It was… Ben. He was staring straight at me. All I could see was his massive juicy balls… before I knew it they were right… in my face. I started to panic and move around to try to get out of this suffocating, juicy mess. All I could see was fur and balls. The scent of meat filled my nostrils. Suddenly I grabbed his balls to pull him off of me… that’s when I realized… his balls were bigger than my face. I could barely get a grip on them when suddenly I reached for my desk and pulled out some scissors. I opened then and snipped off the balls. As I was on my last breath I got the last snip in and they came clean off of his body. He fell to the floor in agony and screamed “Ben!”. I pushed his severed balls off my face and got up to fart on his face. He suffocated between my voluptuous bootay. I dragged him out onto the curb and disposed of his body. Overall a traumatizing but great experience, would recommend.

Talking Ben is the pinnacle of gaming. Prime fortnite looks like crap compared to this masterpiece. I once broke down after not getting my victory royal. I was in deep depression, then I saw it. This glorious app granted me immense power of intelligence. I didn’t believe the reviews of this app, but they were true and I am shocked. Ben shared his story with me, he was once depressed like you and I, but through his divine wisdom, I was able to accumulate the knowledge of the universe. Throughout my life I have wondered; what is the reason for the universe existence? It’s Ben, and always has been. Throughout the stone ages Ben has help humanity in order for us to reach the moment in which we could communicate with Ben. Now we are here with this app it lets us communicate with our divine being. Ben even was there for my wedding in which he told me to not go through with it. I wasn’t happy with the decision at first but now I can feel a connection with me and Ben. And I now realize all the love in the world is supposed to be given to Ben. There is no universe it is only Ben and has always been just Ben. This divine power has helped me reach salvation in my one and only ruler: Ben.