Navigator of Shame 1.9.5 • CarPlay — Medical emergency (ER) button beside the mic. Tap, confirm on the head unit, route to the nearest hospital. Route only — no auto-dial. • Halloween voice packs — five original characters land October 1 in Settings → Voice (buy once, keep forever). • Navigation polish — clearer cues and fewer bogus reroutes while you wait at traffic lights. Thank you for driving with us — and for all the wrong turns.

Navigator of Shame 1.9.4 — sharper in the car • Full “then immediately…” turn cues so the second turn is not a surprise • More even voice volume over Bluetooth • Banner catches up faster when you pull out of a lot onto the next road • CarPlay stays eyes-up; mute commentary still leaves directions speaking • 1.52M+ unique roasts · 37 voice personalities · 10 languages Thank you for roasting with us. Keep the feedback (and the wrong turns) coming.

Navigator of Shame 1.9.3 — comedy baked into iOS • Hey Siri, roast me — QuickRoast via App Intents • Control Center controls: Quick Roast, Mute Commentary, Start Commute • Commute widget — Home & Work ETA on Lock Screen / Home Screen • Live Activity & Dynamic Island guidance while navigating • CarPlay polish for clearer turn cues in the car • Mute commentary when you need quiet; directions still speak • 1.41M+ unique roasts · 37 voice personalities · 10 languages Thank you for roasting with us. Keep the feedback (and the wrong turns) coming.

Navigator of Shame 1.9.2 — comedy baked into iOS • Hey Siri, roast me — QuickRoast via App Intents • Control Center controls: Quick Roast, Mute Commentary, Start Commute • Commute widget — Home & Work ETA on Lock Screen / Home Screen • Live Activity & Dynamic Island guidance while navigating • CarPlay polish for clearer turn cues in the car • Mute commentary when you need quiet; directions still speak • 1.41M+ unique roasts · 37 voice personalities · 10 languages Thank you for roasting with us. Keep the feedback (and the wrong turns) coming.

Navigator of Shame 1.9 — comedy baked into iOS • Hey Siri, roast me — QuickRoast via App Intents • Control Center controls: Quick Roast, Mute Commentary, Start Commute • Commute widget — Home & Work ETA on Lock Screen / Home Screen • Live Activity & Dynamic Island guidance while navigating • CarPlay polish for clearer turn cues in the car • Mute commentary when you need quiet; directions still speak • 1.41M+ unique roasts · 37 voice personalities · 10 languages Thank you for roasting with us. Keep the feedback (and the wrong turns) coming.

Navigator of Shame 1.9 — comedy baked into iOS • Hey Siri, roast me — QuickRoast via App Intents • Control Center controls: Quick Roast, Mute Commentary, Start Commute • Commute widget — Home & Work ETA on Lock Screen / Home Screen • Live Activity & Dynamic Island guidance while navigating • CarPlay polish for clearer turn cues in the car • Mute commentary when you need quiet; directions still speak • 1.41M+ unique roasts · 37 voice personalities · 10 languages Thank you for roasting with us. Keep the feedback (and the wrong turns) coming.

1.34M+ unique roasts — and growing. Mid-trip humor got a big top-up across all 10 languages (missed turns, speeding, traffic, arrivals), so non-English drives stay in-character instead of falling back to English. iOS 26 support: on-device Apple Intelligence (Foundation Models) for snappier comebacks without burning data, plus Siri shortcuts to start navigation, begin your commute, or trigger a random roast — hands-free. Ghost Driver fixed: your personal-best lap ghost actually saves and haunts you again. Apple CarPlay: native map on the dashboard, hands-free voice triggers. Under the hood: Bluetooth audio stability and a full sweep so UI text respects your language setting.

iOS 26 support is here! Navigator of Shame now uses Apple's on-device AI (Foundation Models) for snappier comebacks without burning your data, and three Siri shortcuts let you start navigation, begin your commute, or trigger a random roast — hands-free, no setup needed. Ghost Driver is finally working properly. A bug was quietly swallowing every trace you drove, so your personal best was never actually being saved. That's fixed — your lap ghost will now haunt you like it should. Plus, full Apple CarPlay integration is now live! You can now view the navigation map natively on your CarPlay screen with seamless hands-free voice triggers and vehicle audio ducking. The insult pool got a big top-up across all 10 languages, with more culturally tuned lines for missed turns, traffic jams, and arrival roasts. Under the hood: Bluetooth audio stability fixes and a full sweep to make sure every bit of text in the app respects your language setting.

iOS 26 support is here! Navigator of Shame now uses Apple's on-device AI (Foundation Models) for snappier comebacks without burning your data, and three Siri shortcuts let you start navigation, begin your commute, or trigger a random roast — hands-free, no setup needed. Ghost Driver is finally working properly. A bug was quietly swallowing every trace you drove, so your personal best was never actually being saved. That's fixed — your lap ghost will now haunt you like it should. Plus, full Apple CarPlay integration is now live! You can now view the navigation map natively on your CarPlay screen with seamless hands-free voice triggers and vehicle audio ducking. The insult pool got a big top-up across all 10 languages, with more culturally tuned lines for missed turns, traffic jams, and arrival roasts. Under the hood: Bluetooth audio stability fixes and a full sweep to make sure every bit of text in the app respects your language setting.

iOS 26 support is here! Navigator of Shame now uses Apple's on-device AI (Foundation Models) for snappier comebacks without burning your data, and three Siri shortcuts let you start navigation, begin your commute, or trigger a random roast — hands-free, no setup needed. Ghost Driver is finally working properly. A bug was quietly swallowing every trace you drove, so your personal best was never actually being saved. That's fixed — your lap ghost will now haunt you like it should. Plus, full Apple CarPlay integration is now live! You can now view the navigation map natively on your CarPlay screen with seamless hands-free voice triggers and vehicle audio ducking. The insult pool got a big top-up across all 10 languages, with more culturally tuned lines for missed turns, traffic jams, and arrival roasts. Under the hood: Bluetooth audio stability fixes and a full sweep to make sure every bit of text in the app respects your language setting.

Start navigation, lock your phone—your next turn, ETA, and latest roast stay on the Lock Screen and Dynamic Island. Why don’t I see it?” → iOS 16.1+, iPhone only, Settings → Navigator of Shame → Live Activities ON, must start a trip (not just route preview). Plus minor fixes to navigation.

v1.5 - The "Immersive Navigation & Landmark Roast" Update We’ve overhauled the brain, the eyes, and the mouth of your favorite sarcastic navigator. This isn't just an update; it's a personality transplant. [NEW] 3D Lane Geometry (Feature #234) Stop guessing which highway fork leads to your destination. We’ve added high-fidelity, extruded 3D lane polygons. Visual Clarity: Active lanes glow neon orange with rising 2.5m chevrons. Intelligent Guidance: Inactive lanes stay dim, so you know exactly where you belong. Pro-Grade Precision: Orientation is now calculated with geodetic math for 100% accuracy, even in high-latitude cities. [NEW] Landmark Roasts (Feature #233) Your GPS finally knows your neighborhood. Prepare for "Contextual Motivation" (unsolicited insults) as you pass: The Gym: "Look, it’s that place you pay $50 a month to never visit." The Hospital: "Driving like that? You're making a reservation, aren't you?" Local Churches & Landmarks: No one is safe from the AI’s observations. [PRO] Precision Dead Reckoning Our enhanced IMU Sensor Fusion is now standard. By blending accelerometer and gyroscope data with HMM-based path snapping, we keep you on the map even when GPS disappears in tunnels, underpasses, or the "urban canyons" of major cities. [GLOBAL] Now Speaking Your Language We’ve localized the shame! Navigator of Shame now supports full interface and sarcastic guidance in: Arabic, Dutch, French (France & Canada), German, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Portuguese, and Spanish (Spain & Mexico). [FIXES & TWEAKS] Fixed a bug where Beatrice would stop insulting you if your speed exceeded 80mph (She’s now much more vocal about your reckless driving). Optimized battery consumption during 3D rendering. Improved "Alternative Route" calculation logic for multi-stop trips.

v1.3.5 - The "Immersive Navigation & Landmark Roast" Update We’ve overhauled the brain, the eyes, and the mouth of your favorite sarcastic navigator. This isn't just an update; it's a personality transplant. [NEW] 3D Lane Geometry (Feature #234) Stop guessing which highway fork leads to your destination. We’ve added high-fidelity, extruded 3D lane polygons. Visual Clarity: Active lanes glow neon green with rising 2.5m chevrons. Intelligent Guidance: Inactive lanes stay dim, so you know exactly where you belong. Pro-Grade Precision: Orientation is now calculated with geodetic math for 100% accuracy, even in high-latitude cities. [NEW] Landmark Roasts (Feature #233) Your GPS finally knows your neighborhood. Prepare for "Contextual Motivation" (unsolicited insults) as you pass: The Gym: "Look, it’s that place you pay $50 a month to never visit." The Hospital: "Driving like that? You're making a reservation, aren't you?" Local Churches & Landmarks: No one is safe from the AI’s observations. [PRO] Precision Dead Reckoning Our enhanced IMU Sensor Fusion is now standard. By blending accelerometer and gyroscope data with HMM-based path snapping, we keep you on the map even when GPS disappears in tunnels, underpasses, or the "urban canyons" of major cities. [GLOBAL] Now Speaking Your Language We’ve localized the shame! Navigator of Shame now supports full interface and sarcastic guidance in: Arabic, Dutch, French (France & Canada), German, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Portuguese, and Spanish (Spain & Mexico). [FIXES & TWEAKS] Fixed a bug where Beatrice would stop insulting you if your speed exceeded 80mph (She’s now much more vocal about your reckless driving). Optimized battery consumption during 3D rendering. Improved "Alternative Route" calculation logic for multi-stop trips.

v1.3.2 - The "Immersive Navigation & Landmark Roast" Update We’ve overhauled the brain, the eyes, and the mouth of your favorite sarcastic navigator. This isn't just an update; it's a personality transplant. [NEW] 3D Lane Geometry (Feature #234) Stop guessing which highway fork leads to your destination. We’ve added high-fidelity, extruded 3D lane polygons. Visual Clarity: Active lanes glow neon green with rising 2.5m chevrons. Intelligent Guidance: Inactive lanes stay dim, so you know exactly where you belong. Pro-Grade Precision: Orientation is now calculated with geodetic math for 100% accuracy, even in high-latitude cities. [NEW] Landmark Roasts (Feature #233) Your GPS finally knows your neighborhood. Prepare for "Contextual Motivation" (unsolicited insults) as you pass: The Gym: "Look, it’s that place you pay $50 a month to never visit." The Hospital: "Driving like that? You're making a reservation, aren't you?" Local Churches & Landmarks: No one is safe from the AI’s observations. [PRO] Precision Dead Reckoning Our enhanced IMU Sensor Fusion is now standard. By blending accelerometer and gyroscope data with HMM-based path snapping, we keep you on the map even when GPS disappears in tunnels, underpasses, or the "urban canyons" of major cities. [GLOBAL] Now Speaking Your Language We’ve localized the shame! Navigator of Shame now supports full interface and sarcastic guidance in: Arabic, Dutch, French (France & Canada), German, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Portuguese, and Spanish (Spain & Mexico). [FIXES & TWEAKS] Fixed a bug where Beatrice would stop insulting you if your speed exceeded 80mph (She’s now much more vocal about your reckless driving). Optimized battery consumption during 3D rendering. Improved "Alternative Route" calculation logic for multi-stop trips.

v1.3 - The "Immersive Navigation & Landmark Roast" Update We’ve overhauled the brain, the eyes, and the mouth of your favorite sarcastic navigator. This isn't just an update; it's a personality transplant. [NEW] 3D Lane Geometry (Feature #234) Stop guessing which highway fork leads to your destination. We’ve added high-fidelity, extruded 3D lane polygons. Visual Clarity: Active lanes glow neon green with rising 2.5m chevrons. Intelligent Guidance: Inactive lanes stay dim, so you know exactly where you belong. Pro-Grade Precision: Orientation is now calculated with geodetic math for 100% accuracy, even in high-latitude cities. [NEW] Landmark Roasts (Feature #233) Your GPS finally knows your neighborhood. Prepare for "Contextual Motivation" (unsolicited insults) as you pass: The Gym: "Look, it’s that place you pay $50 a month to never visit." The Hospital: "Driving like that? You're making a reservation, aren't you?" Local Churches & Landmarks: No one is safe from the AI’s observations. [PRO] Precision Dead Reckoning Our enhanced IMU Sensor Fusion is now standard. By blending accelerometer and gyroscope data with HMM-based path snapping, we keep you on the map even when GPS disappears in tunnels, underpasses, or the "urban canyons" of major cities. [GLOBAL] Now Speaking Your Language We’ve localized the shame! Navigator of Shame now supports full interface and sarcastic guidance in: Arabic, Dutch, French (France & Canada), German, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Portuguese, and Spanish (Spain & Mexico). [FIXES & TWEAKS] Fixed a bug where Beatrice would stop insulting you if your speed exceeded 80mph (She’s now much more vocal about your reckless driving). Optimized battery consumption during 3D rendering. Improved "Alternative Route" calculation logic for multi-stop trips.

v1.3 - The "Immersive Navigation & Landmark Roast" Update We’ve overhauled the brain, the eyes, and the mouth of your favorite sarcastic navigator. This isn't just an update; it's a personality transplant. [NEW] 3D Lane Geometry (Feature #234) Stop guessing which highway fork leads to your destination. We’ve added high-fidelity, extruded 3D lane polygons. Visual Clarity: Active lanes glow neon green with rising 2.5m chevrons. Intelligent Guidance: Inactive lanes stay dim, so you know exactly where you belong. Pro-Grade Precision: Orientation is now calculated with geodetic math for 100% accuracy, even in high-latitude cities. [NEW] Landmark Roasts (Feature #233) Your GPS finally knows your neighborhood. Prepare for "Contextual Motivation" (unsolicited insults) as you pass: The Gym: "Look, it’s that place you pay $50 a month to never visit." The Hospital: "Driving like that? You're making a reservation, aren't you?" Local Churches & Landmarks: No one is safe from the AI’s observations. [PRO] Precision Dead Reckoning Our enhanced IMU Sensor Fusion is now standard. By blending accelerometer and gyroscope data with HMM-based path snapping, we keep you on the map even when GPS disappears in tunnels, underpasses, or the "urban canyons" of major cities. [GLOBAL] Now Speaking Your Language We’ve localized the shame! Navigator of Shame now supports full interface and sarcastic guidance in: Arabic, Dutch, French (France & Canada), German, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Portuguese, and Spanish (Spain & Mexico). [FIXES & TWEAKS] Fixed a bug where Beatrice would stop insulting you if your speed exceeded 80mph (She’s now much more vocal about your reckless driving). Optimized battery consumption during 3D rendering. Improved "Alternative Route" calculation logic for multi-stop trips.

THE "PRECISION & PERSONALITY" MEGA-UPDATE We’ve re-engineered the core navigation engine and added a suite of high-end features to ensure you never have a boring drive again. NEW NAVIGATION TECH: Dead Reckoning: Lost GPS in a tunnel? Our new IMU Sensor Fusion uses your phone’s accelerometer and gyroscope to keep you on the map when satellites fail. 3D Urban Landscapes: Extruded 3D buildings now render in major cities (Zoom 14+). Kinetic Announcements: Turn cues now scale smoothly with your speed—giving you more lead time on highways and pinpoint accuracy in the city. Compass-Blended Heading: Rock-solid map orientation at low speeds. No more "spinning maps" at stoplights. ALL-NEW FEATURES: Passenger Mode Mini-Games: Keep the car entertained with Road Trivia, License Plate Hunt, and Insult Voting. Insult Streaks & Combos: Earn "Shame Badges" for consecutive driving mistakes. Weather & Satellite Overlays: Toggle live precipitation tiles and high-res satellite views. Road Surface Detection: Our AI now detects (and roasts) your ability to hit every pothole in the road. Breadcrumb Trails: A visual history of everywhere you’ve been during your session. PLUS: 49+ natively written insults per situation in 10 languages and a 24-hour Full Access Freeview on all premium voice packs!