It wasn’t too long ago that I found myself in a strange land amongst beings that I could neither fathom nor endure. I was perplexed as to why. I thought, there must be an explanation! And then, I reached for my phone and its ground-breaking Llama Detector application. Sure enough, the profound volume of saliva around me meant only the most obvious - that I was surrounded by and dwelling amongst - Llamas. I have only this app to thank for detecting the exact nature of my situation!

It is indeed so rare to chance upon an app that is so valuable and so unique and so innovative all at the same time. I found myself in a foreign land in unfamiliar environs and felt odd and a bit queasy. I couldn’t put my finger on the issue. Then I remembered Llama Detector. I grabbed my phone and quickly scanned the surroundings. What was previously invisible and obscure became visible and obvious. I was amongst llamas. And they were amongst me.