The BIG Cynical Adventure
Designed for iPad
The Journey of an Idiot. 8 to 12 hours of fun!
Adventure, Visual Novel and puzzles mixed with silly jokes. 8 to 12 hours of fun!
Bjorn Thonen, a slob of an antique dealer living in Paris, is robbed one night after coming home drunk. Forced to conduct his own investigation with the help of his neighbor Sandra, he ends up involved in a murky, mysterious affair.
Will these unlikely heroes be able to rise up and discover ancient secrets?
- A long, varied, standalone adventure
- The Point & Click and Visual Novel genres mixed together!
- Over 15,000 lines of dialog
- Hand drawn art
- A high level of interactivity
- Fun mini-games throughout the story
- Search for hidden cookies on every screen for optional puzzle hints!
- Fully translated in English, French, Spanish, German, Italian, Russian
"Demetrios is well-paced, well-told, well-drawn, and well-wrapped together"
8/10 - GameGrin
"A great addition to the collection of any comedy adventure game lover"
4/5 - KickstartVentures
"Whoever wanted to permanently help a bunch of completely underexposed idiots out of trouble, is totally right here"
81% - Adventure-Treff
"If you like adventure games and you are a fan of Broken Sword and Space Quest then this game is a MUST for you"
8.4/10 - Blow Some Steam
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Ratings and Reviews
I really enjoyed this
This has almost everything that I like in an adventure game: creative writing, logical puzzles, tons of interaction, no pixel hunts, no walking back and forth for hours. There is actually an insane amount of interaction with the environment, multiple dialogues were created for almost every combination of items (in most games the character just repeats default phrases that barely match the actions “I can’t do that”, etc.). This game is more than worth the price.
Some of the puzzles were pretty straight forward which turned parts of the game into an interactive story rather than a “puzzle” game. If you are looking for a lot of brain benders, then you might feel dissatisfied. Personally I can’t wait until this team puts out another title.
An outdated embarrassment.
I don’t even know where to start with how messed up this game is. Making fun of the “mentally handicapped” and “brain damaged”, a child calling someone the r-word, encouraging hitting children, endless jokes about alcoholism, jokes about women being fat, looking pregnant, and needing liposuction, saying all women are the same, telling a single mother her child misbehaves because there’s no dad in the picture, telling a child he’s going to shove a stuffed animal inside her. (?????) That’s only in the first two hours of the game. I stopped at literally using a SLUR for people with disabilities but I am sure it just gets worse. The problematic humor isn’t even funny. They’re dull witted jabs relying on cliche, worn out stereotypes without real creativity. I can play and enjoy almost any game in this genre despite the content but this one is so painfully not funny I can’t even suffer through it. This developer desperately tried to invoke the writing style of a more well-known game in the genre and failed at every turn. What a sad waste of an otherwise very detailed and long game. Truly embarrassing. Ick.
It’s rare to find such an awesome point-and-click adventure game on app. This game is intelligent, creative and fun...I’m sad it’s over. I can see some people with short attention spans would not appreciate the lengthy dialogue. But anyone who enjoys being immersed in a good story, finding items, interactive scenes, with intelligent and fun puzzles will thoroughly enjoy this game Demetrios. I’m also thankful that the devs gave us the option to turn off the potty humor...which is absolutely unnecessary and classless. People who like potty humor usually don’t appreciate intelligent, multi-layered games anyways.
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- Fabrice Breton
- 177.2 MB
- Requires iOS 8.0 or later.
- Requires iPadOS 8.0 or later.
- iPod touch
- Requires iOS 8.0 or later.
- Requires macOS 11.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
- Age Rating
- 12+ Infrequent/Mild Mature/Suggestive Themes Infrequent/Mild Cartoon or Fantasy Violence Infrequent/Mild Alcohol, Tobacco, or Drug Use or References Infrequent/Mild Profanity or Crude Humor
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Up to six family members can use this app with Family Sharing enabled.