Haywire Hospital

Hospital Management Game

Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPad

Welcome to Mewrth’s Haywire Hospital (= ̄ω ̄=) ! From the makers of Naughty Kitties, featured by the App Store as Best of 2014 Are you a fan of putting in none of the effort but reaping all of the rewards? How about being surrounded by a horde of whacky patients and feeling that perhaps you have finally found a home for yourself? All this, and more, can be yours as Chief Administrator of Haywire Hospital! As Chief Administrator of Haywire Hospital, you’ll need to hire the galaxy’s best doctors to cure the galaxy’s wildest illnesses! On top of that, you’ll be rolling in coins, butter and sardines. How marvelous! In addition, we’ll help you find the love of your dreams and achieve your life’s greatest goals! (Just kidding) You’ll be charged with: - Discovering and treating new patients such as Selfie Sally, Pack Animal, and Buck-and-Wing - Gathering the Archives, a collection of hidden fragments of stories from a bygone era - Expanding your hospital and crushing Hospital Royale and other infuriating rivals across the galaxy - Flirting with the hospital staff Contact us: If you run into any issues or want to share your feedback while playing the game, please contact us through the following methods: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/CoconutIslandStudio Twitter:@Coconut_Island http://twitter.com/coconut_island

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  • Seller
    • Coconut Island Games Limited
  • Size
    • 351 MB
  • Category
    • Simulation
  • Compatibility
    Requires iOS 9.0 or later.
    • iPhone
      Requires iOS 9.0 or later.
      • ⁨iPhone 5S⁩
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    • iPad
      Requires iPadOS 9.0 or later.
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      • ⁨iPad Pro (12.9‑inch) Wi-Fi + Cellular⁩
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      • ⁨iPad Pro (9.7‑inch) Wi‑Fi + Cellular⁩
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      • ⁨iPad (5th generation) Wi‑Fi + Cellular⁩
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      • ⁨iPad Pro (12.9‑inch) (2nd generation) Wi‑Fi + Cellular⁩
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      • ⁨iPad mini (5th generation) Wi‑Fi + Cellular⁩
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      • ⁨iPad (7th generation) Wi‑Fi + Cellular⁩
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      • ⁨iPad Pro (11‑inch) (2nd generation) Wi‑Fi + Cellular⁩
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      • ⁨iPad Pro (12.9‑inch) (4th generation) Wi‑Fi + Cellular⁩
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      • ⁨iPad Air 13-inch (M3) Wi-Fi + Cellular⁩
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      • ⁨iPad Pro 11-inch (M5) Wi-Fi + Cellular⁩
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      • ⁨iPad Pro 13-inch (M5) Wi-Fi + Cellular⁩
    • iPod touch
      Requires iOS 9.0 or later.
      • ⁨iPod touch (6th generation)⁩
      • ⁨iPod touch (7th generation)⁩
    • Mac
      Requires macOS 11.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
    • Apple Vision
      Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
    • Apple Watch
      Requires watchOS 4.3 or later.
  • Languages
    English and 3 more
    • English, Japanese, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese
  • Age Rating
    13+
    • 13+
    • Infrequent
      Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
      Profanity or Crude Humor
      Mature or Suggestive Themes
      Medical Treatment information
  • In-App Purchases
    Yes
    • Tin of Sardines $1.99
    • Bag of Sardines $9.99
    • Starter Combo $0.99
    • Stack of Sardines $5.99
    • Lunch Combo $4.99
    • Sardines Bucket $29.99
    • Special discount (480 Sardines) $3.99
    • Luxury Combo $19.99
    • Special discount (1440 Sardines) $11.99
    • Special discount (1030 Sardines) $11.99
  • Copyright
    • ©2015 Coconut Island Studio