It started like any other day a Monday. It was cold, wet, stormy, and big strikes of lightning. My first peroid was in pe. The school news said to download something but what. My vision focused in on the screen and it said five star student app. I decided not to get it because it was stupid. Oh boy was I wrong. Second period rolls around I’m having to use the bathroom. My teacher said I need the five star student app. Immediately I just downloaded it. Cause i needed to use the bathroom. I scanned it and I had five minutes which was stupid. I used the bathroom but then a ringing noise ranged out. All of a sudden eight to ten hapachi helicopters surrounded me. Bomb squad came, fbi, military, cops and a bunch of random people with guns. I ran but got shot and gunned down immediately. I woke up in a underground lab with a scientist and other survivors of the 5 star student app. I’m currently still healing from that. I don’t know how to handle the surface anymore. If this is my school life then I can’t. Don’t download it. All i remember is being dragged in the school cellar then being rescued and being here. I REPEAT DONT DOWLOAD IT FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY

Before i downloaded this app, I was the star student of the school. Everyone loved me and I was about to be valedictorian. But one day, while walking across a street, I came across a man on the sidewalk. He offered me to take me to a building for a good experience, but before he did that, he told me to download 5-Star. The application helped when the man, who looked awfully familiar almost as he was related to the famous rapper, Diddy. He took me to his home and there was already a party that was underway. Everyone in the building had the 5-Star app and they all used it to check in children to keep them in line. I thought nothing of it and stood in line. Soon, after a few hours, I left the mansion exhausted and out of breath. I thought this would go well on my resume as an unforgettable experience. Overall, this app elevated my social status and I would use it again. 5 stars for 5-Star.

SO… I downloaded the 5-Star app, right? It promised to “change my life” by tracking my mood, steps, and vibes — and rewarding me for literally existing. I was hooked, grinding tasks like “yell skibidi toilet” 👨‍🦲🚽and “mog the first 5 people you see” The app had me doing the most ridiculous things just to unlock more rewards, and of course, I became obsessed. But then the app went full chaos mode. I had to give a motivational speech about the costco guys in a Starbucks. I ran backwards down the street at 3 AM. I even tried to mog the chashier lady in Walmart for points. (-100 aura i failed) It was all fun until the challenges pushed me to my limit. One challenge? “shoot yourself out of a cannon made out of a trashcan rolling down a hill” 💀💀💀. In the process, I twisted my ankle — but the app was like, “You’ve got 5 minutes to finish mogging the huzz” 🧏🏼‍♀️🧏🏼‍♀️I hopped across the street and, well, that’s when things really went south. Next thing I knew, I was in the hospital, still clutching my phone. At least I got to mog the huzz, and bunch of points… right?

Story time! I, 15F, am traumatized. It was so scary. t'was a dark, rainy night and i was all alone in my bedroom with the lights turned low and my roommate gone. hamilton walks into my room and winks at me. i immediately am turned on and get up to walk to him. he looks me up and down and says "before we go further, lets get the 5-star app." now, id heard things before about this app, but i thought, if hamilton's skill with a quill is undeniable, then he must be right. against my better judgment i get the app, and unknowingly walk to my doom. after getting it, i felt funny, and when i looked back at alexander, i was no longer turned on. i gasped, "oh my goodness! i think... i think this app turned me gay!" and hamilton shook his head. "im sorry senpai, its just how it has to be." i started sobbing before collecting myself. "it m-m-made me turn sides," i whisper, not believing it. finally, embracing who i am, i told him, "I guess ill see you on the flipside... merp!" and with a two finger salute, i jumped out of my window and flew into the Gayborhood.